Corny jokes

Gemme · 04-01-2018, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

You know, you're supposed to give the punch line, goofball.

Maybe, "Doggone!"?

Maybe y'all could donate to the 'buy Gemme new glasses' fund?

Oh, geez.

homoe · 04-01-2018, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Maybe y'all could donate to the 'buy Gemme new glasses' fund?

Oh, geez.

No worries, the print IS small.................

Mopsie · 04-02-2018, 03:48 AM

Okay the client that inspired this thread shared this one with me at med time Saturday morning...

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course because the Empire State Building can't jump!

girl_dee · 04-02-2018, 06:44 PM

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

Mopsie · 04-05-2018, 02:43 PM

Esme nha Maire · 04-05-2018, 04:09 PM

Anarchist dyslexics untie!

Walking into the hall of a rich friend's house, I noticed they had the heads of various animals mounted on the wall - and the rear end of a tiger. So I asked him why it wasn't the head of the tiger up there. "Incompetent taxidermist" I was told, "bit of a cat arse trophy, that one"...

We went for a drive to a local flea market later. On the way, I noticed a strange road sign - it said "Road works ahead" when it was clearly being repaired. We'd been at the market for a while when I had to make a call of nature and found another incorrect sign - the disabled toilet was working perfectly. At the end of the day, my friend asked me what I'd thought of the market. I told him I thought it was fun, but I was a little puzzled and disappointed, and kept getting funny looks from the traders. "Why's that?" he asked. "Nobody'd sell me any fleas!" I replied.

Orema · 05-08-2018, 11:14 AM

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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04-02-2018, 03:48 AM	#3
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