Important things I learned from past relationships

[MaddieRobbie]

Oh, I learned so much from so many...(haha)

I learned:

People can change - but only if they want to.
Monogamy can be beautiful...and overrated.
Washing butch cock is important.
Don't aim a champagne bottle at anything breakable.
Sex doesn't need love...but it does need like.
Trust. I either do or I don't.
How to let things go.
Fuck the rules.
Don't fuck the boss.
Big brains are sexy.
Kissing matters.
How people treat others tells you who they really are.
Strength isn't always muscle.
I'm better suited as an aunt, not a mother.
Keep the cowboy boots on.
Even non-smokers like it when I smoke cigars.
Don't hide who I am.