Busting Political Myths

[Apocalipstic]

and Hawaii is a STATE!

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

and Hawaii is a STATE!

What kind of name is Hawaii for a state, eh? How do we KNOW Hawaii is a state? Has anyone here seen Hawaii's birth certificate? Which Founding Father came from Hawaii? I think that Hawaii would LIKE us to believe that they are a state. If memory serves Hawaii had a King. Which is kind of like a Pasha, Shah or Caliph. So maybe...okay, it works like this. Barack Obama, traveled back in TIME, detonated a WMD at the bottom of the Pacific to make a set of islands, installed a king and then traveled FORWARD in time so that Hawaii would then become a state. Then it was just a matter of time. "Statehood" came (has anyone seen this hood that Hawaii has?) and then there was a 'documents record' system and he was born in a 'hospital' (has anyone here seen this hospital?). Then he was 'born' (funny how his mother 'died', how do we know Obama was born at all? Maybe he was grown in a vat) and had a "mom" and "grandparents".

Has anyone here met this alleged 'mom' or "grandparents". I thought not!

So...

Barack Obama--->Creates Hawaii using WMD--->Hawaii gets a Caliph (King)--->Hawaii becomes a 'state'--->Barack Obama is "born"--->Barack Obama becomes "President". In fact, now that I think about it--how do we know that Barack Obama didn't travel back in time and create the United States so that he could then destroy it? Hmmm...I'm just asking questions!

"I'm Glen Beck and I approved this message".

Cheers
Aj

[Corkey]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

What kind of name is Hawaii for a state, eh? How do we KNOW Hawaii is a state? Has anyone here seen Hawaii's birth certificate? Which Founding Father came from Hawaii? I think that Hawaii would LIKE us to believe that they are a state. If memory serves Hawaii had a King. Which is kind of like a Pasha, Shah or Caliph. So maybe...okay, it works like this. Barack Obama, traveled back in TIME, detonated a WMD at the bottom of the Pacific to make a set of islands, installed a king and then traveled FORWARD in time so that Hawaii would then become a state. Then it was just a matter of time. "Statehood" came (has anyone seen this hood that Hawaii has?) and then there was a 'documents record' system and he was born in a 'hospital' (has anyone here seen this hospital?). Then he was 'born' (funny how his mother 'died', how do we know Obama was born at all? Maybe he was grown in a vat) and had a "mom" and "grandparents".

Has anyone here met this alleged 'mom' or "grandparents". I thought not!

So...

Barack Obama--->Creates Hawaii using WMD--->Hawaii gets a Caliph (King)--->Hawaii becomes a 'state'--->Barack Obama is "born"--->Barack Obama becomes "President". In fact, now that I think about it--how do we know that Barack Obama didn't travel back in time and create the United States so that he could then destroy it? Hmmm...I'm just asking questions!

"I'm Glen Beck and I approved this message".

Cheers
Aj

If this weren't so rooted in just how Beck thinks it would be hilarious!

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by Corkey

If this weren't so rooted in just how Beck thinks it would be hilarious!

Want to know what's really scary? I have never actually watched a full episode of his show! I tried--sweet and sour Jesus I tried--and couldn't make it past the third commercial break it was so painful.

[Medusa]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_630753.html

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by Medusa

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_630753.html

You know the thing that gets me is that there are queer people who SUPPORT these yahoos. I do not understand why. For the life of me, I cannot figure it out. Quantum theory? Sure, I understand it at a layperson's level. Evolutionary theory? Sure. Relativity theory? Absolutely. UNIX shell scripting? No problem. But queer people who support the likes of Mike Huckabee or Rick Santorum I do not grok at all.

[UofMfan]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

You know the thing that gets me is that there are queer people who SUPPORT these yahoos. I do not understand why. For the life of me, I cannot figure it out. Quantum theory? Sure, I understand it at a layperson's level. Evolutionary theory? Sure. Relativity theory? Absolutely. UNIX shell scripting? No problem. But queer people who support the likes of Mike Huckabee or Rick Santorum I do not grok at all.

You know I finally came to the conclusion that racism is stronger than common sense. It is how I can reconcile your question, which I ask myself regularly.

I have also found out that racism and ignorance go hand in hand. They feed off each other.

BTW, I love this thread. Plan to come back to it later.

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

How do we KNOW Hawaii is a state?

The RNC had their annual conference in Hawaii, so it must be a state.

[Gayla]

I've always heard that children born to active duty personnel serving out of the country were considered "natural born citizens". Is that not true? Or does it only count if the birth happened on a military base? Are military bases located outside the U.S. considered "U.S. soil" or does that only count for ships? (And is it even really true for ships or just something I heard on NCIS?)

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

Want to know what's really scary? I have never actually watched a full episode of his show! I tried--sweet and sour Jesus I tried--and couldn't make it past the third commercial break it was so painful.

Jesus is a gummy?

Originally Posted by atomiczombie

What is really interesting when you see people saying these ridiculous things is that John McCain was born in Panama, when his father was on active duty in the Navy. No one questioned whether he was a legal citizen. This birther movement is really a cover for a racist witch hunt. It goes right along with likening the Obama administration to the Nazi's, and Obama in particular, to Hitler. It is plainly ludicrous to make such a comparison.

I asked someone who was comparing President Obama to Hitler how that worked, and apparently for him there is a liberal-conservative line which somehow ends up with Fascism being uber liberal right along with Stalinist Communism. Stalin and Hitler??? Blazing liberals....somehow.

Yep Senator McCain was born in the Canal Zone, land we (the US, not BFP) appropriated from Columbia.

Originally Posted by Toughy

y'all all got it wrong about Hawaii and Obama...........yes he was born in Hawaii.........HOWEVER...........Hawaii was not a state when he was born and the birth certificate Hawaii issued for him was forged to a date AFTER he was really born so it would look like he was born in Hawaii when it was a state and was born in the good ole U S Of A..........that is if you can find Hawaii on the map

geeezzzzzzzzzzz people..........where is your logic and practical reasoning..........

Cause the news people sure can't find Hawaii on a map, they have it off Ecuador in what I thought were the Galapagos. Is it possible Hawaii can be moved like the Island on Lost? and if so, how would the Constitution apply?

and

I was flipping through the Constitution this morning looking for the part where it is required that the President don scuba gear and fix any offshore oil leaks....is it maybe a part of the Mayflower Compact and not the Constitution? and if so, would it be Constitutional to expect such?

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by gayla

I've always heard that children born to active duty personnel serving out of the country were considered "natural born citizens". Is that not true? Or does it only count if the birth happened on a military base? Are military bases located outside the U.S. considered "U.S. soil" or does that only count for ships? (And is it even really true for ships or just something I heard on NCIS?)

And what about at airports in the part before you go through Immigration?

[Linus]

How about this political myth: re-writing your campaign website to appear more moderate midway through the campaign will help hid your tinfoil hat... NOT!

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by Linus

How about this political myth: re-writing your campaign website to appear more moderate midway through the campaign will help hid your tinfoil hat... NOT!

Has she perhaps been "born again" as an Evangelical Texan?

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by Linus

How about this political myth: re-writing your campaign website to appear more moderate midway through the campaign will help hid your tinfoil hat... NOT!

It's funny that some politicians behave as if this is still 1967. Back then, you could say something foolish and unless the local or national media was on hand to catch it, it would disappear into the memory hole within 48 hours. They seem to not get it that YouTube is forever, and the crap you said back in 2007 is still on the Internet somewhere. The changing of websites is just hilarious as if people can't take screenshots of your web site. It is just hilarious to me.

Cheers
Aj

[Cowboi]

Originally Posted by gayla

I've always heard that children born to active duty personnel serving out of the country were considered "natural born citizens". Is that not true? Or does it only count if the birth happened on a military base? Are military bases located outside the U.S. considered "U.S. soil" or does that only count for ships? (And is it even really true for ships or just something I heard on NCIS?)

Children born out of country to Military personel actually have dual citizenship. At the age of 18 they can choose which country they want.

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by Cowboi

Children born out of country to Military personnel actually have dual citizenship. At the age of 18 they can choose which country they want.

That happens for any child of US parents born out of the US (ei. missionaries, business people, baby stealers), but would this affect being able to be electable as President?

As I understand it, the Canal Zone as well as Guam, Puerto Rico and other us "protectorates" (colonies) are considered US soil. I think US bases are too. Now a baby dropped at JFK Airport before the border while in line to go through Immigration? not so sure. I mean it could happen...right? I think we should clarify!

In other news, skindiving as a Presidential requirement is not in the King James version of the bible either....I am still searching.

And, no new on the possibility that Jesus was a Gummy, though I do have photos taken recently in the British Museum that prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster predates Christ. Not sure how this affects "One Nation Under God" but wanted to keep you all in the loop.

[Cowboi]

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

That happens for any child of US parents born out of the US (ei. missionaries, business people, baby stealers), but would this affect being able to be electable as President?

As I understand it, the Canal Zone as well as Guam, Puerto Rico and other us "protectorates" (colonies) are considered US soil. I think US bases are too. Now a baby dropped at JFK Airport before the border while in line to go through Immigration? not so sure. I mean it could happen...right? I think we should clarify!

In other news, skindiving as a Presidential requirement is not in the King James version of the bible either....I am still searching.

And, no new on the possibility that Jesus was a Gummy, though I do have photos taken recently in the British Museum that prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster predates Christ. Not sure how this affects "One Nation Under God" but wanted to keep you all in the loop.

OMG!!! The Flying Spagetti Monster!!!!!!

[UofMfan]

Originally Posted by Cowboi

Children born out of country to Military personel actually have dual citizenship. At the age of 18 they can choose which country they want.

I found this interesting in many ways. First, they don't have to choose, you can keep dual citizenship. My entire family has dual citizenship.

What needs to be clarified is that any child born to a US Citizen, no mater where, has a right to citizenship, all that has to be done is the paperwork.

To be able to become a US President though, you HAVE to be born in US soil or soil considered to be US. A great example and one that baffles me since the Birthers don't seem to go all up in arms about it (maybe because he is white?) is that John McCain was born in the US Canal Zone in Panama, so he is considered to have been born in US soil. If anyone's birth place had to be questioned to be eligible for the Presidency is his.

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by gayla

I've always heard that children born to active duty personnel serving out of the country were considered "natural born citizens". Is that not true? Or does it only count if the birth happened on a military base? Are military bases located outside the U.S. considered "U.S. soil" or does that only count for ships? (And is it even really true for ships or just something I heard on NCIS?)

Ohhh, I missed the ships part, interesting since most if not all US owned Cruise Ships are actually registered out of the Bahamas or Liberia to circumvent US laws (pun intended).

Maybe they carry a small box of Good o'le USA dirt for birthing opportunities? or do just US Military vessels count?