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Old 12-02-2009, 12:20 AM   #1
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Should I chuckle at Diva because it is warmer than Austin and Sunny?

Can I tell you that I miss The Diva, because I found her kick ass purse today?
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:23 AM   #2
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Should I chuckle at Diva because it is warmer than Austin and Sunny?

Can I tell you that I miss The Diva, because I found her kick ass purse today?

Should I tell You that it's YOUR kick ass purse now?

Do You know I just KNEW it would be warmer up there? Did You know I giggled at the thought? Do You think I should invite La Nina to tea?

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Old 12-02-2009, 11:53 AM   #3
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helloooo?

Do I have an interview tomorrow at a pet resort?
Will people please send me you deserve that job because it's perfect for you vibes?

Will there be forks?
How do you like your meat?

Can all the Austin dogs that I have loved before please give me references?
Wouldnt this job fit perfectly with my goal to be a dog groomer dream?
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:25 PM   #4
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helloooo?

Do I have an interview tomorrow at a pet resort?
Will people please send me you deserve that job because it's perfect for you vibes?

Will there be forks?
How do you like your meat?

Can all the Austin dogs that I have loved before please give me references?
Wouldnt this job fit perfectly with my goal to be a dog groomer dream?

Don't You think You're a SHOE~IN? Will they make You feed THEIR dogs with a FORK!?!?!?
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:25 PM   #5
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Is it just me or is the public need for gossip and info on celebrities getting uglier?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:57 PM   #6
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Well, now... have I Communicated by Query before... oh, in the long, long ago? And am I likely to do so again?

Is life not being sweetly satisfying and deucedly hard both at once these days, and I am not struggling to keep up? And did I not just have to add "deucedly" to my spellchecker?

AM I ready for our Neighborhood Holiday Dinner tomorrow evening...? Or am I here, instead, tooling around, looking for new threads when I should be in the kitchen cooking? Will I make something spectacular for the dinner... or will I wimp out and bake brownies again?

Do I care? lolol, or am I just plain glad I get to go this time, since I had to miss the meeting two months in a row?

Am I thinking I owe some thanks to those I pray to? *and am I nodding emphatically?* Should I bake the brownies and be glad?

Am I thanking Jenny and June for this querulous frame of......... waaaaaaaait jusssst a minnit *am I giving y'all a suspicious look* IS "querulous" the proper adjective for "query"?!! and if not, WHY not?!!

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Old 12-02-2009, 10:39 PM   #7
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Am I sending Dude good interview vibes? Can't you just see him putting Christmas bows on all the poodles?
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