Opening up a big can of whup-ass.

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by Ursy

Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

Dearest Ursy, I'm going to share something with you that my beloved mama taught me.

If you have left over Whup-Ass, you didn't do it right the first time. Y0u see Whup-Ass magically attaches to the thing or person you have opened it on. By holding some back, you are doing two things.

1. You are not delivering a full serving of Whup Ass as recommended by the FDA for daily intake.
2. You risk having it go bad. And that's bad. Real bad. Because Whup-Ass has to go somewhere once opened. Unused Whup-Ass can bubble over and splatter those you love. Never a pretty sight.

Now go back and use it all up like a good girl.