Auntie Diva's Story Time

[Deborah]

Originally Posted by Diva

And so, boys and girls....the saga of Auntie Diva and The Christmas Lights Tour continues......

So......your cousins OilCan, PupSchmoopieSchmoop and I depart the Johnson City Trailer Park Light Festival and back into the fog on to Marble Falls. Drive, boys and girls, drive! The fog was so amazingly thick, I was thankful I didn't have to drive, boys and girls, yet I was able to scoot to the center of the back seat to lend my support, of course. There may be some (including your cousin OilCan) who MAY call that backseat driving. Of course, I would never do that.....


There were all manner of festiveness, boys and girls......we travelled through a "light tunnel" of blue and white lights.....we saw another Santa on a stagecoach.....and Santa on a covered wagon....and Santa on a jetski....followed closely by Rudolph on skis.......then we had the elves putting presents on the sleigh! THAT was exciting! There were angels all lit up and all manner of trees in various colors and heights and light genres ~ we had your LEDS, your TRADITIONAL twinkles and your rope lights (yes, your Auntie Diva said "rope")......your Auntie Diva was MESMERIZED at the various and sundry light creations! Who sits around and thinks UP all this stuff? Those crazy, mad~cap MarbleFALLS people, THAT'S who!

Did I mention that they allowed the screaming children into this thing? Are there no RULES?


And the saga continues..........


Signed,
Auntie Diva, who managed not to dislodge the pillbox hat by rolling down the hill.....
(Dammit, Linus! Why is there no pillbox smilie?!?!?!?!?!)

Auntie Diva I reaaaaaaalllllly love all things Christmas and especially lights and decorations (pay no attention to that scrooge that assisted me with our decor MINUS the Christmas carols...I had to make that nasty deal to get help) anywaaaay....I want to go see the lights I will not squeal like those horrible children....I promise to stay with the group and hold hands with you Auntie Diva and cousin Oilcan and cousin Pupschmoopie so we don't get lost in the crowd...pahleaseeeeeee....oh sorry I wasn't begging really....

PS. Being that my name is Jaqueline...I LOVE PILLBOX hats...just saying.