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Old 11-06-2010, 11:43 AM   #1
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ME! I pissed myself off! But I guarantee that I wont be doin that again!!!!!
Pissing oneself off is just one stop on the road map of personal growth.
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You are absolutely right!!! That is a great way to put it
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Old 11-06-2010, 12:51 PM   #3
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well i went to fix the bed and someone had unplugged my drill battery charger so guess what
i just nailed the fucker together
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if i had an ounce of strength at all, i would pick up my washer and toss it right out the window to get an awesome start on my day!!
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:53 PM   #6
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While trying to FIX the shower, I BROKE the threaded fitting to the shower head!!!

I can't believe my stupidity!!! I KNEW better than using channel locks on a plastic fitting! After all my years of really FIXING things.... I had to be that flippin' klutzy and stupid!

some days, things like that just make me want to give up!!
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This is what I did by BREAKING the shower....

but I'm afraid to flush for fear I'll break that too!
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Realizing how some people in real life can be such jerks to the girls they care about. Makes me wanna smack some sense into his head. But I will be there to listen when she needs an ear.

Thank you Sir for being such an awesome Sir/Daddy. I love you so much.
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Myself and half the people I know. Today's been a crappy kind of day. I had to time out MYSELF.
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I read in the news that Fred "Douche-Bag" Phelps is planning on protesting at Elizabeth Edwards funeral.
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I comb craigslist pet adoptions and often match up pets with others. Last year I arranged an adoption with a lady who HAD to have this dog. I tried like hell talking her out of it because I felt it was the wrong breed for her and her children. I was right. THEN I get an email from her looking for another dog. I was thrilled!

"Oh great you want a playmate for the other dog you adopted?"

"No I had to get rid of him because he chewed on my sofa."

"Did you find another home?"

"I tried but no one wanted him so I had to take him to the pound."

"Are you fucking kidding me??????????? Why didnt you contact me?"

"I didnt want you to be upset with me. Can you find me another dog?"

"Not in a million years!"
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:59 PM   #12
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I am just not on them enough to understand the simplest things about them beyond using Google and email....Grrrrr...
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Wendy's didnt have any Frosty...again....for my Root Beer Float...."we do have root beer"...I can buy better tasting rootbeer elsewhere, damnit...I wanted the Float......
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My favorite CoffeeHouse didnt have hot Caramel Apple Cider...
It's ...seasonal...what fuckin season, summer????
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Two good friends on FB are going at each other on my page!!!! Dammit!!! They are talking politics!!! And screaming at each other about who is disabled more. Who is being more abusive to each other. Crap!!!
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traffic, rude drivers and rude shoppers. Have people today not had or have they forgotten their home training. What happened to excuse me, pardon me, lemme scoot by you please, oh I'm sorry I stepped on top of your WHOLE FOOT.
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One friggin lil wing nut comes loose under the toilet tank, and now I have to replace a chunk of ceiling and a wall in the downstairs livingroom apartment.
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how the crust to my blackberry-blueberry pie turned out.
BUMMER!! it looks over done. and after all the pretty pie crust art I put on top! Hope it at least tastes good?
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how the crust to my blackberry-blueberry pie turned out.
BUMMER!! it looks over done. and after all the pretty pie crust art I put on top! Hope it at least tastes good?
The entire crust or just the edges?
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BUMMER!! it looks over done. and after all the pretty pie crust art I put on top! Hope it at least tastes good?
Mmmmm.....pie.
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