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Corkey: that show american pickers is gonna have people on it from Erie
Me: can you please look it up and goosemark it for me Corkey: what Me: bookmark it, book mark it (really dvr it)
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12-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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I already mentioned in another thread, but....
Me: Did you like the cup o' noodles or was it as bad as you remembered? Organic: It was okay, once I spiced it up a bit. Me: What'd you use? Organic: Butter. Me: Butter's not a spice! It's lard.  Organic: Fine, then it's spicy lard. 
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12-13-2010, 11:39 PM
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12-13-2010, 02:51 PM
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12-13-2010, 02:57 PM
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I was standing at a bus stop one day and two guys walk by. One of them said "Did you know cum is nutritious?" the other guy said in this awkward tone "Yep."
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12-13-2010, 10:51 PM
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Tonight at work:
Coworker 1: Holy shit, would you listen to that wind? Coworker 2: I don't think it's the wind. Coworker 1: Then what is it? Coworker 2: Chainsaw? Me: Well that's fantastic. Not only do I have to wade through snowbanks on my way home but NOW I have to worry about a serial killer? Coworker 1: I can give you a ride home tonight. Coworker 2: Heroic!
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12-14-2010, 12:03 AM
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(A coworker is studying for an anatomy exam.) Female Coworker: Do you know where your epididymis is? Male Coworker: I really don't want to talk about my balls right now.
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We're sitting watching some show on Net Flix.. Some guy is talking affectionaly about a girl, I say:
S- oh, she must be his Ray of sunshine huh? G- yeah, you're mine S- as he says this I'm rubbing his head singing to him "on a cloudy day" then i'm like " I am?" G- Well no, you're more like a spot light.. S- you think so..... ?
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