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Old 02-25-2011, 07:36 PM   #1
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Ya start getting propositioned by AARP! What is up with these folks anyway? They started emailing and snail mailing me the year I turned 49 and they have yet to stop!
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when you actually notice your own "smile lines".......Mom calls them wrinkles Of course I don't have any
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when you actually notice your own "smile lines".......Mom calls them wrinkles Of course I don't have any
The Goddess lengthens our girlfriends' eyesight precisely BECAUSE there's no reason for them to see those lines in vivid detail. Our own eyesight is, of course, perfectly unaffected.
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Ya start getting propositioned by AARP! What is up with these folks anyway? They started emailing and snail mailing me the year I turned 49 and they have yet to stop!
I got a kick out of it when they started sending me stuff. Mom used to call it "the Union" so I had to sign up...LOL

I love getting older...there are so many new things to experience and appreciate. I think my 50s are going to be the best years of my life...until my 60s....then 70s...
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How about when your aching joints predict the next weather pattern to roll in!
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When the doctor sounds like the mechanic....
you've got too much fluid in your joints
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The joy's of good food and good coffee
are now your enemy.
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How do you know when you are getting older? Well for me:

I am proud of my lawnmower.
I like to take a metal detector to the beach.
For halloween I like to sit on my front porch with a catapult and fling pumpkin towards anyone that comes near my house.
When I do the "Hokey Pokey" I put my left hip out..and it stays out.
When people say I look "Great", they add "For your age!"
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When you have to *ease* into the morning....

I used to be able to roll out of bed and hit the ground running....

NOW?

I need to be awake two or three hours before I even start to CARE about thinking about getting ready for work...

my hit the ground running has turned into roll over and hit the snooze alarm for an hour...
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When you look at recent pictures on Facebook of High School friends and say "Wow she has gotten old" and then look in the mirror and realize.. Yes we are all getting that way. Grrr lol
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When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!

Still better than the alternative...

Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk21VQu1TE"]Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me - Cellphone (HBO) - YouTube[/nomedia]

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Cary Elwes (Westley) now:



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Yeah, I am sure he is a Grandpa by now
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you know yourself when you see shots like this and think damn they're getting gold then think oh wait so are you hahaha
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When I’m trying to read the fine print and I have to pull out my reading glasses to see what I’m reading...I call it my granny vision lol
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When I attend a concert, and I want comfortable seats in an auditorium-not standing in mud and rain or sitting in a field.

Then I look around, and the great majority of the audience is 50+, including the band.

When the concert is performed to a running montage of old newsreels, most of which events I was alive for.

(America, in a great show, Saturday night)
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While holding the line waiting for a real person, you realize that you know the words to all the "elevator" music.
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