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Old 02-25-2011, 09:39 PM   #1
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You don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar. Lol! We used to do this!!
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You don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar. Lol! We used to do this!!
No you just get liquored up at home and stay there, cause you forgot where the keys are.
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no joke... i am from the country but still...

i knew folks in my day that lived in houses with no indoor plumbing... and hard packed dirt floors...
and i was talking the other day to my mom about kids today not understanding what it used to be like...
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Well, I've been reminiscing about the 80s a lot lately. I'm not sure if it means I've got bad taste or if I'm pining for my long lost youth

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On a more somber note....I know I am getting older

~when I realize there are only 3 elder family members left

~when I made out a will

Ok that was depressing. Back to fun.

~when I watch the dykes and dykettes walking around Ptown
and realize I have socks older than them

~when people post pics of entertainers they have crushes on and
I havent a clue who they are

~when people reminesce about mushrooms and I'm thinking stuffed mushroom caps

~when I need a nap in the middle of the afternoon to make it to 11pm.
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When I was going thrue some boxes from the storage house that have been in there for a long time,I founf several pairs of bell bottom jeans witha sise 26 waist....yep a long time ago cause its shure has changed sence then.
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When people have to ask you what to get you for Christmas and even you can't think of anything.
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when the great accomplishment of the day is I actually did not have to remember what I needed to do to keep Red happy.
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when dragging the ten boxes of christmas stuff from and back to the basement to upstairs before and after the holidays is more work than you want and you decide the memories of it all, are good enough..lol
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No you just get liquored up at home and stay there, cause you forgot where the keys are.
and you no longer know where the safe bars are
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When your lifting your glasses to read the smaller print and you can actually read it better that way!!! LOL
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Even our labels remind us of our age
one a day over 50, centrum silver.

Where once we never worried about fiber
now we cannot live without it.
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Yesterday when my child said
you mean you were born when the first man went to the moon?
Man mommy you are old as moondust
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things you own are shown on ebay as vintage items

the need to shave your legs decreases as your hair begins to disappear

once believed to be a lesbian because you wore sensible shoes (feminist era), now no one questions why you wear sensible shoes

dressed to the nines now means jeans without an elastic waist


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