You Might Be A Geek If...

wolfbittenpoet · 08-16-2011, 05:45 PM

The premise of this thread is similar to the idea of the you might be a redneck if jokes.
Fill in the blank.

You might be a geek if...
When you see the name Starbuck you think of Battlestar Galactica not a misspelling of a coffee chain.

tapu · 08-16-2011, 06:13 PM

... you still try to discuss Lost.

Fancy · 08-16-2011, 06:33 PM

Many years ago I was on the Engineering Computing softball team.
Our name: Base 2

...I still giggle thinking about it.

EnderD_503 · 08-16-2011, 06:42 PM

All your base are belong to us...

You may be a geek if this phrase has ever been a part of your everyday vocabulary

Sassy · 08-16-2011, 06:46 PM

You know the difference between a D4 and a D20

aren't ashamed to take yours out of the bag and show them off

tapu · 08-16-2011, 07:57 PM

... you know everyone at the Genius Bar by name.

(Mac users only. wait, though. if you use a Mac, then you can't be a....)

Medusa · 08-16-2011, 07:58 PM

If you dig this shirt, you might be a...

dixie · 08-16-2011, 08:25 PM

If your computer costs more than your car.

dixie · 08-16-2011, 08:38 PM

the worse possible punishment you can think of is using IE

(or worse, aol)

deb_U_taunt · 08-16-2011, 08:46 PM

You might be a geek if....
....you have waiting in line for a midnight movie in costume.

dixie · 08-16-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debby

You might be a geek if....
....you have waiting in line for a midnight movie in costume.

Harry Potter!!!!!!!!

Sassy · 08-16-2011, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debby

You might be a geek if....
....you have waiting in line for a midnight movie in costume.

oh geez ... this has me written all over it

*laughs*

Fancy · 08-17-2011, 03:24 AM

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ScandalAndy · 08-17-2011, 07:04 AM

you can't go out to the bar with your friends because you have to practice for your upcoming band concert...

you have a serious addiction to MMORPGs...

LaneyDoll · 08-17-2011, 07:47 AM

These are hilarious-ok, the ones I understand anyway. I guess I am not a geek?

tapu · 08-17-2011, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

These are hilarious-ok, the ones I understand anyway. I guess I am not a geek?

Well, nobody's perfect.

EnderD_503 · 08-17-2011, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fancy

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Dean Thoreau · 08-17-2011, 08:01 AM

You understand the phrase

There are only 11 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary and those that do not.

You own a Tshirt that says:
I void warranties!

or one that says

No, I wont fix your computer ...and you wear it to family holiday celebrations..but you end up fixing them anyway.

08-17-2011, 08:15 AM

...you know your non-Shakespearean Caliban from your Falstaff

tapu · 08-17-2011, 09:27 AM

... there's blood and chicken feathers all over your t-shirt.

(I told everyone I was reading Geek Love.)

08-16-2011, 05:45 PM	#1
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Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 762 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529750	You understand the phrase There are only 11 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary and those that do not. You own a Tshirt that says: I void warranties! or one that says No, I wont fix your computer ...and you wear it to family holiday celebrations..but you end up fixing them anyway. __________________ Dean Thoreau Last edited by Dean Thoreau; 08-17-2011 at 08:01 AM. Reason: typo;s

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