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09-18-2011, 10:07 AM
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So beyond "Your Place or Mine"
I think I want to see another thread on lines/actions that brought a date to a quick close as well as a thread on the pulp and bad movies we've read/seen (because that's what we could find), but here are a few more of the best of the worst:
“Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’” “Save water. Shower with me.” “If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.” and “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?”
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09-19-2011, 07:49 AM
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09-19-2011, 10:29 AM
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That is a big LMAO, Dixie Lady. :-) Some of these are pretty amazingly awful.
I need to find some pulp and bodice ripper excerpts as well...
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