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Old 10-01-2011, 05:44 PM   #1
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Ohh... how about this one. I wish I had a dolla for every time people come into the station and say "there's bags on that pump, does that mean it's closed?".......... YES! It means its closed! Use one of the ohta 21 pumps....
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Old 10-14-2011, 12:56 PM   #2
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Ohh... how about this one. I wish I had a dolla for every time people come into the station and say "there's bags on that pump, does that meaingn it's closed?".......... YES! It means its closed! Use one of the ohta 21 pumps....

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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I hear a parent tell their kid that if they don't behave I will arrest them! First off, great way to scare the shit out of kids and make them hate cops FOREVER! Second, maybe I should arrest Your dumbass for telling your kid such a dumbass thing!! Grrrrr
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:16 PM   #4
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I wish I had a dollar for every time my dog tried to lick me. I love you but Yuck...
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:35 PM   #5
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I wish I had a dollar for every time some idiot says my name wrong!! Don't get me wrong, I. Agree is it spelled "wrong" but after I correct you with the proper pronunciation, I would appreciate you calling me my Name and not the same dumb ass way you did and continue to do! Ughhhhh I have worked here 5 years now and still have a member of command call me the wrong fucking name!
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