Speak in Questions (aka Communicating Via Query, as per June)

Dude · 02-02-2010, 10:45 AM

If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me?

Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady,
the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has
schizophrenia?

Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states?
Can you feel it?

Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ?
Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack?
Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi?
Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?

Write14u · 02-16-2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Isn't it true that there really is one person for everyone?

Isn't it true that that one person would be worn out as hell after pleasing everyone because that's a lot of work?

Isn't it pleasing to find a new thread that seems a lot of fun?

Dude · 02-16-2010, 01:23 PM

Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?

Deborah · 02-16-2010, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?

Oooops...... was I admiring my new bedroom arrangement and forgot?

Gentle Tiger · 02-16-2010, 05:12 PM

Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions?

And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea?

And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?

Gentle Tiger · 02-16-2010, 05:30 PM

Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes?

And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"?

And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?

Dude · 07-16-2010, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

Where oh where is my lunch?
Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?

Dude · 07-16-2010, 09:51 AM

Where the fuck is my spell check button?
How could it just dissapear , all on it's own?

Deborah · 07-16-2010, 10:04 AM

shaking head....did you by any chance look in the fridge (I know of all the places....eyeroll) , where I told you I put it last night???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

Dude · 07-16-2010, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaqueline

shaking head....did you by any chance look in the fridge (I know of all the places....eyeroll) , where I told you I put it last night???

Am I ever soo grateful for a lunch such as this?
It's the dementia again, isnt it?

IrishGrrl · 07-16-2010, 12:28 PM

Does everyone know how excited I am to see them at the Reunion? Will all my favorite peeps dance with me? Will I finally get to expierince this thing known as the body shot? Will I have enough dollar bills for the cabaret? Will my new Jacky O sunglasses shield my bags from the breakfast crowd? If I walk out from the bathroom with TP on my shoe, will anyone tell me, or will it just be thread fodder when we get home?

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02-02-2010, 10:45 AM	#1
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do? Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me? Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady, the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has schizophrenia? Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states? Can you feel it? Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ? Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack? Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi? Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?

02-16-2010, 01:23 PM	#3
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Where oh where is my lunch? Should I leave a trail though the kitchen now or later?

02-16-2010, 05:12 PM	#5
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Why do people press the elevator button several times in rapid succession when the button has already been pressed? And why would someone ask those of us waiting on the FIRST floor getting on the elevator if we will be going to the 5th floor? Did it take everything in me not to say, "nope, it's against our elevator charter"? And why do people look at the elevator light (the triangles that point up or down), and still ask which direction the elevator is going in before getting on? And why do people ask while in a building with ONLY 6 floors, and they are ON the 6th floor if you're going down? Have I answered no because the elevator was going up? Am I full of elevator questions? And where is Naomi? Am I being bad and drinking a Monster drink because Naomi didn't bring any matcha green tea? And am I including this smile for no reason at all other than I saw it and I liked it? Is it because he is bald like me with face in a book? Did that just make me laugh? Does anyone else crack themselves up and others look at you like you are truly the personification of goofy? Does that happen to me a lot? Am I the goofy nerd boy who is also a gentle tiger and so many other things?

02-16-2010, 05:30 PM	#6
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Will I definitely stick around? And will I pass on the green tea with a hint of horse slobber? Did that just cause the British blood in me to curdle? What curdled blood look like anyway? Can it curdle? Isn't it scary where my brain goes sometimes? And does Day sell smiley icons out of the trunk? Does Day walk around going, "Pssst! over here! got some smiley icons for you. They're the real thing!"? And where is Jenny? Should I have a complex because she has not been in here? Didn't I take a good shower today?

07-16-2010, 09:51 AM	#8
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Where the fuck is my spell check button? How could it just dissapear , all on it's own?

07-16-2010, 12:28 PM	#11
IrishGrrl Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Leatherdyke Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: In a relationship/non-monogamous Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 877 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 276 Thanked 1,209 Times in 366 Posts Rep Power: 2427288	Does everyone know how excited I am to see them at the Reunion? Will all my favorite peeps dance with me? Will I finally get to expierince this thing known as the body shot? Will I have enough dollar bills for the cabaret? Will my new Jacky O sunglasses shield my bags from the breakfast crowd? If I walk out from the bathroom with TP on my shoe, will anyone tell me, or will it just be thread fodder when we get home?