Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 12:04 PM

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

Honey · 12-20-2011, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

I like the way you think!!!!!

Glenn · 12-21-2011, 06:54 AM

"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny

Inked_Trinity · 12-23-2011, 08:34 PM

Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people

Inked_Trinity · 12-24-2011, 07:43 AM

It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen..

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets!

SoNotHer · 12-26-2011, 08:50 PM

"Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 08:54 PM

The number of ways I could care less is astounding!

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:47 PM

some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:51 PM

Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're F*king stupid. See it's working..

Inked_Trinity · 12-30-2011, 08:19 AM

I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves.

Inked_Trinity · 01-01-2012, 10:48 AM

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 10:07 AM

Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-04-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard at this one! ....Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of tea....my poor laptop, lol!

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 08:02 PM

OMG! Did you hear that? It was the sound of me not caring!

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 10:28 AM

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

Honey · 12-27-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

You 'd think that if ya knew me.......

kannon · 12-26-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

Honey · 12-27-2011, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kannon

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

12-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 06:54 AM	#4
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

12-23-2011, 08:34 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-24-2011, 07:43 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen.. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:39 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-26-2011, 08:50 PM	#8
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Feelin' this one today "Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

12-27-2011, 08:54 PM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The number of ways I could care less is astounding! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:47 PM	#10
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:51 PM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	*Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're Fking stupid. See it's working..** __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-30-2011, 08:19 AM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-01-2012, 10:48 AM	#13
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	You're never too old to learn something stupid. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 10:07 AM	#14
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 08:02 PM	#16
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	OMG! Did you hear that? It was the sound of me not caring! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-27-2011, 10:28 AM	#17
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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