Single Butch-Femme Questionnaire - Getting to know one another intimately...

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The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Jen

Age: 48

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Birth Date: (day only - not year): 6/29

Location: Nashville

Height: 5'5"

Eye Color: blue

Hair Color: brunette, right now lol

Piercings - how many & where: just ears

Tattoos - how many & where: nope

Cat person or dog person: both!

Job: Entertainment

What do you like about your job?: When I get to travel

What do you loathe about your job?: I am blessed to have an unloathesome job!

Favorite books / authors: So many! "To Kill a Mockingbird" is my most favorite.

Favorite bands/musicians: Beatles, Pink Floyd, Vivaldi, Snoop....I love all kinds of music.

Favorite movies: So many! Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Bordello of Blood, Mars Attacks, Dazed and Confused, Jaws, Carrie, The Omen....I love movies.

Favorite websites: BFP, FB, CNN

Favorite TV shows: Househunters International, History stuff, Law and Orders, CSIs, Hot In Cleveland, Project Runway, SUTYCD

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Depends on what we are talking about. lol. Ice cream? Strawberry.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Dance

What is your pet peeve: Rudeness

Favorite curse word: Fuck in all its varieties.

Favorite magazine: Conde Nast Traveler, Discover, Real Simple

A culture that intrigues you: all of them

Do you like to dance? Love it!

If you could change a law which would it be? Major healthcare reform

Do you collect anything? Books, old records

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I saw the Butterfly Effect, better to stay in the here and now!

Would you ever have plastic surgery? if I needed it, sure. But elective surgery? probably not.

Your idea of a good meal: Sushi or steak or cake

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Secret Documents at the Vatican

Introvert or extrovert: In, but its hard to tell, I vascillate.

Dream profession:Travel planner? Author

What are your Hobbies: reading, music, theatre

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: not fond of worms and snakes/reptiles

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Not sure

What do you get complemented on most often? probably my hair or cleavage

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? the pain I feel from all the showing off I did when younger

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Cleaner air and water and fixing the Ozone Layer

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Someone who wears really comfortable shoes. lol.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: We are all ONE

Do you generally feel understood? varies

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
probably

Biggest concern about aging: what the hell makeup to wear lol

What were you like in high school? Adept at finding ways to get out of actualy going to class.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Up until this point, not really. Maybe someday, as long as I don't have to wear anything itchy.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Fairness, equality, racism, feminism

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my own


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Femme Lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): Weird

Current relationship status: Single but blessed with wonderful friends!

What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!

The "type" of person you tend to attract: It really varies

Number of times you've been in love: Wow. Hmmm. At the time, it seemd like a lot. In retrospect 4ish maybe? Who knows. lol.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How much I enjoyed just hanging out.

Monogamy or polyamory: Open to both

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My Baby

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Long Term? No.

Age when you had your first kiss: 14 from a boy, 21 from a girl

Describe your best kiss: I've had lot's of wonderful kisses!

Describe your last kiss: Scary

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Swag

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Fussyness



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: For me to know.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Not

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Listened to me

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Not Listening to me, Too Rough and Not Listening to me.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes

Do you have any Fetishes: Kinks I would say.

Name your fetishes: Being the Momi, electrical, sharp pointy things, items of torture

Leather - yes or no?: Yes

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Varies

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Right now, shaved. Always at least trimmed.


not all questions need to be answered! this questionnaire is all in
friendly fun and used to introduce you to us and as an ice-breaker..
remember now.. all in fun!