The New Poopie List....

TexasCowboi · 07-24-2012, 12:20 AM

(all of these were given to me by a femme as well..... so this is not just a butch thing.... k?)

Interrupted Poopie: You are in mid-poop when the phone rings. Abort it, go to the phone, and save the rest for later.

Mona Lisa Poopie: It's so pretty and perfectly formed, with delicate intricacies that it makes you wanna cry.

Porta-Pottie Poopie: May it be a brand new porta-pottie or you are in for a nasty experience.

Security Poopie: The kind where you have a lockless door and have to keep your foot on the door and hum loudly to let people know not to interupt.

Childbirth Poopie: Trying to push a watermelon-sized poopie through a pea-sized hole.

Houdini Poopie: It disappears. You know you pooped, but it's nowhere to be found. Was it all a dream?

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07-24-2012, 12:20 AM	#3
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791450	(all of these were given to me by a femme as well..... so this is not just a butch thing.... k?) Interrupted Poopie: You are in mid-poop when the phone rings. Abort it, go to the phone, and save the rest for later. Mona Lisa Poopie: It's so pretty and perfectly formed, with delicate intricacies that it makes you wanna cry. Porta-Pottie Poopie: May it be a brand new porta-pottie or you are in for a nasty experience. Security Poopie: The kind where you have a lockless door and have to keep your foot on the door and hum loudly to let people know not to interupt. Childbirth Poopie: Trying to push a watermelon-sized poopie through a pea-sized hole. Houdini Poopie: It disappears. You know you pooped, but it's nowhere to be found. Was it all a dream?