Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

PoeticWitch · 07-25-2012, 08:26 AM

Guys have it easy
The whole standing to pee thing
If only I could stand to pee
It would save me so much time

If I could just hike up my skirt
Let it loose, shake it bit
And be on my way
Oh it sounds so wonderful

But no, I have to sit
I have to wipe
Pull up the panties
Make sure that pesky toilet flushes

How fair is that?
Have you heard of that device?
Called STP? It means Stand To Pee
Have you tried it? Neither have I

But I want to
I really do
I wonder is it reusable
Is it sanitary?

I must go shopping
I must find out
I need to see with my own eyes
To see if this device can help me pee standing up

07-25-2012, 08:26 AM	#30
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056675	STP Guys have it easy The whole standing to pee thing If only I could stand to pee It would save me so much time If I could just hike up my skirt Let it loose, shake it bit And be on my way Oh it sounds so wonderful But no, I have to sit I have to wipe Pull up the panties Make sure that pesky toilet flushes How fair is that? Have you heard of that device? Called STP? It means Stand To Pee Have you tried it? Neither have I But I want to I really do I wonder is it reusable Is it sanitary? I must go shopping I must find out I need to see with my own eyes To see if this device can help me pee standing up __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

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