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08-31-2012, 02:59 PM
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I would SOOOO love to be a Bic employee right now - imagine receiving these reviews all day long?
Oh my goodness - where have these been all my life? My hands are tiny, delicate and perfectly formed. I have to admit that they're more suited to activities such as petit point and kitten stroking than writing; in short, they are nothing like a man's fat, hairy mitt. Up until now I've spent countless hours sobbing that there was no writing implement designed especially for ME. I haven't actually tried one of these BIC beauties yet as they're just so adorable all I want to go is gaze at them and lick the pink one from time to time. – V.M. Wells I so want the pink one now. I allowed my wife to write the grocery list with one of my pens. Shortly thereafter she went out and bought a bunch of flannel shirts, cut the sleeves off and grew a mullet. While she was writing her feminist manifesto, I secretly switched out the man pen with a BiC For Her. She's now back to baking apple pies, vacuuming in heels, and popping bennies in order to keep her girlish figure... like a proper American gal.
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08-31-2012, 03:37 PM
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ooo i did laugh out loud !!
~I thought this was a tampon and now there is scribbling all over my vagina.
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08-31-2012, 05:40 PM
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This thread is just what I needed today, a smart, funny distraction!
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10-13-2012, 11:02 AM
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This one makes me lol:
....... I was recently given a box of these as a gift from my husband, but I have no idea what to do with them! They're too thin to make a good rolling pin. I can't ladle out my soups with them. And the tiny point doesn't even make a dent when I try to use one to chop veggies! I don't get it. If I can't use it in the kitchen, what the hell am I supposed to do with one??? Signed, kitchen wench
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10-13-2012, 11:19 AM
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Wow. Just wow.
And this is the 21st Century, right? *Shaking head.* Words |
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10-13-2012, 11:27 AM
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Oh my word, we've laughed till we cried, and at one point Gryph laughed so hard she actually choked!
It was doggoned hard to read these aloud without cracking up halfway through. My favorite was the one where she finally found the orgasm button. STILL laughing! |
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08-31-2012, 06:19 PM
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I allowed my wife to write the grocery list with one of my pens. Shortly thereafter she went out and bought a bunch of flannel shirts, cut the sleeves off and grew a mullet. While she was writing her feminist manifesto, I secretly switched out the man pen with a BiC For Her. She's now back to baking apple pies, vacuuming in heels, and popping bennies in order to keep her girlish figure... like a proper American gal.[/QUOTE]
OMG...This has me laughing so damn hard....it's hysterically hilarious!!!
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08-31-2012, 08:10 PM
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Women are so totally awesome! No wonder I'm a lesbo!
These reviews literally had me laughing till I was crying. Oh Bic, Bic. WTF. Did an entire company lose their minds?
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08-31-2012, 08:25 PM
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08-31-2012, 08:42 PM
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But, if you're woman using a pen "for her" ... wouldn't that make you a lesbian? Imagine if you lick it?!
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09-17-2012, 01:24 AM
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Aw Man! I couldnt even think of anything new to say that was funny, sarcastic, or mean about these Bic pens----it has already been said.
All I could do was laugh and shake my head, Also wonder when these pens will be sold in the "discreet" section of the Adult BookStore so that I can go and get me a box, lol.     
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09-17-2012, 02:37 PM
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I have been informed that nobody can use my applicator except G-Snap
 
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here? 
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10-12-2012, 08:28 PM
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Ellen had this on her show today. I tried to find a video, but they are not available outside of the United States and I am in Canada, so you will have to Google it. It was quite funny.
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