If you knocked on my door today....

[Lady Pamela]

Originally Posted by tazz

***same here... my dog would bark his head off...

If you showed up at my door,
I would invite you in, give you a beverage of choice,
talk a lil bit and then

We would go a couple blocks away to a beautiful canyon with a gorious river and have lunch, before you took off again.

[SleepyButch]

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela

If you showed up at my door,
I would invite you in, give you a beverage of choice,
talk a lil bit and then

We would go a couple blocks away to a beautiful canyon with a gorious river and have lunch, before you took off again.

If Lady Pamela knocked on my door today, I would first wonder how the heck she knew where I lived but at the same time, invite her in and tell her to make herself comfortable on the couch while I get us something to eat.

Once we got to know each other, I'd give you the five minute tour of OKC.

[girl_dee]

if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

[justkim]

If you knocked on my door the littles would make a crazy noise that sounds like a chirp kinda squeal... I would most certainly join them... I would hug you tight, fix us a pot of coffee and food... Yummy food! Then squeal some more...

Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

[girl_dee]

If you knocked at our door i would squeeze the bejeesus outta you

[SleepyButch]

If you knocked at my door, I'd grab the fishing gear and take you fishing.

[JAGG]

Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

if any of you knocked on our door the pack would of course bark their heads off, the cats would like you to pet them, so would the pigs, the horse and the mule would like a carrot and an apple, the chickens would want some corn and i would fix us coffee and a snack, like a pot of gumbo.

Considering showing up at Dee's just for the gumbo!!!!!!

[JAGG]

I would ask you if you came to wake me up. Then I would wrap my arms around you and never let you go.

[SleepyButch]

Provided you finally let me go after I came to your door...

If you came to my door, I'd invite you in... hug you of course ... and shoot the shit about life.

[Novelafemme]

If you knocked on my door I would gasp, cover my mouth, shut the door, re-open it, drag you in, hug the ever living snot out of you, and then proceed to cry.

And I am SUCH an ugly crier.

[Kätzchen]

If... NovellaFemme happened to knock on my door right now....

I would very quietly open the door, tell her to be very, very, very quiet with my big beautiful blue eyes and whisper quietly that if she even thinks about crying or hugging me too tight, I will punish her by making her go straight to the bathroom to see if she put her panties on right!

Shhhhhhh! *LOL*

After all the quiet commotion at the door, I would quickly drag her into the house and we would go out into the kitchen and find something to eat and make a cup of hot chocolate (with Kahlua, of course, it IS the middle of the night).

[Glenn]

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

Probably clutch my imaginary pacemaker in shock that one of ya has made it over the pond.


Then I'd invite you in, entreat you to make yourself at home and park yer bum, then put a tea tray together. Crumpets or fig rolls?

[funkyfemme]

Originally Posted by Glenn

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by Glenn

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.

no disrespect meant to Glenn
this is anxiety producing. slightly triggering, if i'm honest. pun definitely not intended
just speaking for myself (and fighting off the urge to apologize for my feelings)

[laruss]

Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.

Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.

You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.

Originally Posted by Glenn

I'd jump out of bed. *No social calls at this hour*Grab the gun under my pillow, unlock the safety.
Since I am on a crutch, due to sprained tendons, I will hobble to the door and yell through the door-"step twenty paces back or I'll shoot through the door and drag your body inside."
Strap on my pistol, and grab my shotgun.
Hobble over to the alarm, and activate that. Still holding on to crutch on one arm and shotgun in the other.
Hobble around the house to turn on the five flood lights.
Hobble over to one of the six exit doors.
Crawl around the entire house in the woods to see who else is with you..
By then, about four squad cars will show up.
You announce to us all that you are only an innocent member from here who has an invisible jet, and I will say hello to you, you will say bye, and the police will think we were just some nuts and leave.