What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 11-09-2012, 08:42 PM

This actually happenened a few weeks ago, I'm just getting around to writing about it. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

My Dad has one Aunt still living. She is about 85 yrs old. A few days after his heart surgery he told Mom to call Aunt Gladys and tell her he was fine and doing well. Bear in mind that we have always been a close family. Aunt Gladys raised her grandson, he is my age and we did everything together growing up. Here is how the conversation went.

Mom....Hi Aunt Gladys this is Candy
Aunt Gladys....whoooo
Mom.... Candy
Aunt Gladys.........whoooo
Mom...this is Candy....Johnny's wife
Aunt Gladys....OH! Well honey, I don't reckon we ever know'd ya name we just always called you "Johnny's wife"

OMG I thought Mom would die, laughing so hard when she got off the phone she couldn't tell me what was said.

Now what makes this even funnier is, a few weeks before the surgery Dad went to see Aunt Gladys and she told him to tell Mom they needed to move back down there so she would have someone to do stuff with. She and Mom could take trips together and do things together. Dad said Aunt Gladys you have people that you do things with. She said no, no I don't all my friends and sister in laws I did stuff with has done and died out on me. So two weeks earlier she knew who Mom was.

LOL I told Mom it sounds like a trend.........she is not allowed to hang out with Aunt Gladys...I'd like to keep them both around for a bit longer.

easygoingfemme · 11-09-2012, 09:24 PM

Driving behind a woman tonight who was probably 85 years old.
Her license plate frame read: Honk if you're horny
I didn't honk, but oh did I want to!

Bèsame* · 11-09-2012, 09:39 PM

I cracked up over

The rooster and little mouse story...lol

11-09-2012, 08:42 PM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This actually happenened a few weeks ago, I'm just getting around to writing about it. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. My Dad has one Aunt still living. She is about 85 yrs old. A few days after his heart surgery he told Mom to call Aunt Gladys and tell her he was fine and doing well. Bear in mind that we have always been a close family. Aunt Gladys raised her grandson, he is my age and we did everything together growing up. Here is how the conversation went. Mom....Hi Aunt Gladys this is Candy Aunt Gladys....whoooo Mom.... Candy Aunt Gladys.........whoooo Mom...this is Candy....Johnny's wife Aunt Gladys....OH! Well honey, I don't reckon we ever know'd ya name we just always called you "Johnny's wife" OMG I thought Mom would die, laughing so hard when she got off the phone she couldn't tell me what was said. Now what makes this even funnier is, a few weeks before the surgery Dad went to see Aunt Gladys and she told him to tell Mom they needed to move back down there so she would have someone to do stuff with. She and Mom could take trips together and do things together. Dad said Aunt Gladys you have people that you do things with. She said no, no I don't all my friends and sister in laws I did stuff with has done and died out on me. So two weeks earlier she knew who Mom was. LOL I told Mom it sounds like a trend.........she is not allowed to hang out with Aunt Gladys...I'd like to keep them both around for a bit longer. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-09-2012, 09:39 PM	#3
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11-09-2012, 09:24 PM	#2
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,975 Times in 3,318 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Driving behind a woman tonight who was probably 85 years old. Her license plate frame read: Honk if you're horny I didn't honk, but oh did I want to!