What is on your bedside table?

[Rook]

Table 1:

** Touch-sensitive lamp that's been around since G-d knows when...
** People Magazine Puzzler.
** Hearing Aids cases
** Glasses case.
** Cellphone perpetually charging.
** Small blue/white knock-off ming vase with "cute" designs...{not mine!!} with quarters inside {mine!!}
** Right Guard Sports Deodorant
** Kleenex box scented with Vicks.
** Dragon's Blood oil

Table 2:

** Les Miserable{claire danes} DVD, Hotel Rwanda DVD, Bad Boys{tea leoni } DVD
** Are you my Mother? by Alison Bechdel
** Set in Stone by Angela Brown { }
** T.V. / DVD remotes
** Within {{**Locked**}} drawer, SIG-Sauer P226
** Bottle of iced water{which goes warm within 1 hour....grr}
** Haribo Gummi sour coca cola bottles.
** Lifesaver Sour Gummy Reds...{I like sour stuff}