Weekly Tarotscopes

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Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

I ran across this 2013 horoscope on FB, and I found mine (and someone else's) to be pretty darn accurate (except I'm not that organized). I thought the tarotscopes subscribers might enjoy these...


AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR 2013!



GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

I'd say this is a near perfect discription of me (I'm a Gemini). Except, for me, I'd say that I'm not always offended easily, nor am I very noisy or loud or always happy or outgoing: I could be that way, during certain conditions (which will remain private).

The part that made me smile for miles was the part about being a 'lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out' (Gemini's will not take crap from anyone)!

I liked the part about having a sarcastic side, a beautiful smile, being generous and strong and that a person like me is, 'The Most Irresistible' and that we're good listeners (I like to think I am a very good listener).