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Old 09-20-2013, 10:14 AM   #1
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I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun .
I have had this one.

Also, one woman told me that she was in sex and love addicts anonymous (SLAA) and that it was because she had a fear of relationships. I was like, well, OK, she seems self-aware and honest.

She then stood me up twice in a row. So, I told her that was a red flag and that I was done. She was outraged. I apparently was not sensitive to her issues. I guess I wasn't.
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A woman picked me up and then ran an errand for work with me in the car and waiting while she ran in. (A version of this has happened to me so many times. I do not know what is wrong with me that this has happened so often.)

Then during coffee she tells me a story about going to her newly married ex's house and hanging out outside just to be near her. She called and told the ex the next day. The ex was freaked out and told her not to do it anymore. Then the butch asked me if I thought her behavior was stalker-like. I had to say, "Yeah, I do."

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Old 09-20-2013, 08:29 PM   #4
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Self deprecating humor.

Hi, Metro.

Hey, I like self-deprecating humor (when it's smart and ironic). People mistake it for low self-esteem, but it's just the opposite when it's done right. IMO

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Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.
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Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.
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Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.
Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?
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Met for coffee and this is a true story- who could possibly make this up:

"I haven't dated very much since my girlfriend of 5 years died of a heroin overdose and I had no idea she was an addict".

Stupefied me on so many levels.

Not the least of which was what the hell do you say to that besides "I am so sorry".
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I'd like to take you out again. No, not Saturday. Can't do Saturday, Saturday is for college football.
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I'd like to take you out again. No, not Saturday. Can't do Saturday, Saturday is for college football.

LMAO AT THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is exactly why I totally like you . Perfect

Dang no wonder that one girl never answered my call that next Sunday many years ago.
Makes sence now !!!!!!!!
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Guess it should be a requirement to ad....
Mom says to always were clean underwear in case you have a wreck.
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The proper statement would be I don't wear underwear kidding
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Email after date (no phone call of course, too labor intensive ).

If you want to have another date email me back, if not that's fine, I enjoyed meeting you, have a great life.

I didn't answer, multiple reasons including bad hygiene, manners, and monologue.(

The onslaught of emails became increasingly hostile and ugly continued for weeks.

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If you want to have another date email me back, if not that's fine, I enjoyed meeting you, have a great life.

I didn't answer, multiple reasons including bad hygiene, manners, and monologue.(

The onslaught of emails became increasingly hostile and ugly continued for weeks.

Autonomy is priceless.
you can dodge bullets while standing still!!

I usually accept the email or text "thanks for the date/sex/visit to the emerg" as there are so many people with phone phobias/discomforts. And for thank yous I figure texts are the new tech equiv of a note.

I don't think I've actually ever gotten a phone call "thanks for the ____" since about 2003...
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