Things you should never say on a date.

CherylNYC · 09-22-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RNguy

Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Heavenleahangel · 09-22-2013, 07:08 PM

How about these?

....In the middle of eating dinner....."Have you ever thought about gastric bypass surgery?"

"How much money do you make? With a job like yours I would think you could afford dental work."

"Do you mind looking at a bump I have on my ________ when we get back to your place?

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Lmao dang I wish I were able to get a ring side seat for that one .

cinnamongrrl · 09-22-2013, 09:50 PM

This thread is like visual crack

In a good way!

JAGG · 09-23-2013, 07:44 AM

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Oh my back is really giving me problems today. You don't happen to have any pain killers laying around you aren't using do you ?

princessbelle · 09-23-2013, 08:15 AM

This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread...

"Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow."

And to make it worse, he was really proud.

JAGG · 09-23-2013, 10:25 AM

I'm glad you're driving , because I'm already wasted.

RNguy · 09-23-2013, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I'm glad you're driving , because I'm already wasted.

Lmao ill remember to say that if you get your butt up for a visit up here and do the brodate with me

That's funny yep I don't know what I would say if some girl said that to me on a date but knowing my humor , I'd say to her , ready for part two of our date ??? You'll love it , its kinky , and involves a tube ill shove down your nose into your gut and pump your stomach out and then ill drop you off in rehab .
Then when you are fixed up call me MY NAME IS JAGG

macele · 09-23-2013, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread...

"Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow."

And to make it worse, he was really proud.

i actually thought this was cool LOLOL. you all please don't tell anyone i typed that.

i like to make sandwiches and draw stuff on the bread with the mustard bottle. for a use to be gf, i would draw the first letter of her name on the bread and lick it off. she got a kick out of that. made her giggle LOL.

too funny. thanks for sharing, princessbelle.

JAGG · 09-23-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

i actually thought this was cool LOLOL. you all please don't tell anyone i typed that.

i like to make sandwiches and draw stuff on the bread with the mustard bottle. for a use to be gf, i would draw the first letter of her name on the bread and lick it off. she got a kick out of that. made her giggle LOL.

too funny. thanks for sharing, princessbelle.

That's why you rawk macele!!!!!!

Sweet Bliss · 09-23-2013, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Oh my back is really giving me problems today. You don't happen to have any pain killers laying around you aren't using do you ?

Omg JAGG, I forgot which thread I was reading, and in my head I'm screaming

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Imagine My relief when I realized YOU were NOT saying those terrible things ...

Sweet Bliss · 09-23-2013, 10:57 AM

" yes I have back problems, but that has never stopped me from having sex."

Wait for it......

"No, my back hurts, no can't do that either, I'll tense up and the pain will get worse. "

Note to potential suitor, if your back hurts, and you can't /won't be intimate, get a dog.

Queenie · 09-23-2013, 11:06 AM

''I still am living with my partner.''

''Are you going to finish your dinner?'' While you are STILL eating your dinner!

agape · 09-23-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Sex isn't a big deal to me. I would rather have a wonderful meal and a good movie over sex any day of the week.

Personally, I'd be happy having someone tell me that...

But the rest of this thread makes me like not... want... to date... ever.. again...

09-22-2013, 07:08 PM	#2
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09-22-2013, 09:50 PM	#4
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09-23-2013, 08:15 AM	#6
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,498 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread... "Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow." And to make it worse, he was really proud.

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