It's a Conspiracy, I tells ya!

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by Hack

Work in public/media relations for a government agency and experience these conspiracy theory people up close and personal. I love public service, but, really, they don't pay me enough to put up with some of the people I have who call me regularly with their latest "black helicopter" theories or who send me endless emails on the genetics of wolverines.

I can't even make this stuff up.

My mother has on more than one occasion offered to drive me out to where the black helicopters are so that I can see them for myself. Yeah, mom, the secret black helicopters are stored in a visible location just outside of Denver.