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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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Knock knock
Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you! (Another 5 year old joke - I'm sure they'll be more) |
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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What did the blanket say when it fell on the floor?
Oh sheet! Bwahhahaha ...
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Cashew (noun) Sound of a nut sneezing.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
I purchased a microwave bed recently, 8 hours sleep in 10 minutes. Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don't know the words. What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?, A dead centipede. If you made a belt out of old watch straps, would it be a waist of time?. If the chemical composition of water is 'H2O', does that mean that Holy Water should be 'H2OMG' ? |
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