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04-28-2010, 04:49 PM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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I may or may not have broken 4 of these laws.
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If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. In Big Pine Key, it is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. In Daytona, the molestation of trash cans is banned. In Miami, It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (That wouldn't fly in Key West!) In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M. |
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