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Old 03-27-2015, 07:43 AM   #1
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You could tear up an anvil in a sandpile!

Spare the rod... Spoil the child!

I'll beat you so hard and fast it'll look like you're helping me!
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I'll beat you so hard and fast it'll look like you're helping me!
LOL!

My father used to say to us kids "I'll beat you within an inch of your life and I don't care if my measurements are off cause I can make ten more just like you." Which wasn't true because my mother had like 8 miscarriages. It was a big deal when she actually brought a baby home from the hospital so it's not like he really had any to spare. But I sure wasn't going to be the one to tell him that.

and his other favorite "i brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."
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I just found out that the saying I always thought was "Pearls on swine" is actually "Pearls before swine." lol
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I just found out that the saying I always thought was "Pearls on swine" is actually "Pearls before swine." lol
It could work that way too though, like maybe another version of lipstick on a pig.
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It could work that way too though, like maybe another version of lipstick on a pig.
My gram used that phrase "lipstick on a pig". I use it to this day. Frequently about a house I clean. I could be there a week straight and it'd still be a hot mess...
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two I grew up hearing......."it's colder than a gold digger's azz in the Klondikes".................."it is cold enough to freeze brass balls off a monkey"........neither of which I have ever seen......
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My mother says "colder than a witch's tit" but I don't under stand the reference...
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