Taken Out Of Context... - Page 15

Hollylane · 11-16-2012, 09:59 PM

Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight:

Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday?

Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email.

Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea!

Ben:

Did I just say that?

Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez.

Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass.

Hollylane · 11-22-2012, 05:42 PM

Take the buns, and get some rest!

Gaige · 11-26-2012, 06:48 AM

I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.

Hollylane · 11-26-2012, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaige

I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.

To which I replied: "Oh my gawd, you made me choke!"

GraffitiBoi · 11-26-2012, 08:19 AM

"Do you want me to get you off?"

My (at that time) girlfriend to my best friend who was on a phone call she couldn't end.

Hollylane · 11-29-2012, 10:31 AM

Gaige: "You gave me sugar and you gave me wood!"

chefhmboyrd · 11-29-2012, 10:55 AM

"you want me to put that Where???"

Hollylane · 12-02-2012, 02:30 AM

"Oh man! I've got to have five feasts, I've got you already coming...."

Hollylane · 12-26-2012, 09:33 AM

"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"

Gaige · 12-26-2012, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"

Hey, you'd wash your nuts too if they were as salty as mine.

Hollylane · 12-26-2012, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaige

Hey, you'd wash your nuts too if they were as salty as mine.

Upon reading this post...the first thing out of my mouth...

"Uhhhhh, gag worthy!"

Hollylane · 12-26-2012, 12:23 PM

"Since this morning, I've been making babies..."

Hollylane · 12-30-2012, 01:19 PM

"They tried to get a guy off, but it was too late."

Hollylane · 01-19-2013, 12:00 AM

"I don't have anything to stir my cream with! I'm going to use my finger to stir it, if I don't find a stick. No! That's too big!"

TheMerryFairy · 01-19-2013, 12:07 AM

Housemate "Have you seen my other pair?"

Me : "I didn't know you had a first set!"

Hollylane · 01-29-2013, 11:48 AM

Don't eat anything down there!

Hollylane · 02-10-2013, 04:22 PM

"Step one, going down"

Admittedly, I stopped listening after step one was announced.

Bèsame* · 02-10-2013, 04:33 PM

You have to take all those panties off.

Hollylane · 02-16-2013, 03:44 PM

"I'll give that to you, just give me a second while he pulls it out..."

Gaige · 02-16-2013, 03:47 PM

You know what I’m going to put in my hole?

11-22-2012, 05:42 PM	#282
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Overheard at Gaige's Parents' House Take the buns, and get some rest!

11-26-2012, 06:48 AM	#283
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	FarmVille2 supplies I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.

11-29-2012, 10:31 AM	#286
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	More Farmville2 fun... Gaige: "You gave me sugar and you gave me wood!"

11-29-2012, 10:55 AM	#287
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	"you want me to put that Where???" __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

12-02-2012, 02:30 AM	#288
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	More Farmville Out of Context Fun... "Oh man! I've got to have five feasts, I've got you already coming...."

11-16-2012, 09:59 PM	#281
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight: Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday? Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email. Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea! Ben: Did I just say that? Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez. Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass.

11-26-2012, 08:19 AM	#285
GraffitiBoi Member How Do You Identify?: Transmasculine Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: Playing around and having fun Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Minnetonka, MN Posts: 903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 990 Thanked 3,663 Times in 824 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"Do you want me to get you off?" My (at that time) girlfriend to my best friend who was on a phone call she couldn't end.

12-26-2012, 09:33 AM	#289
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Hollylane speaking about Macadamias... "That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"

12-26-2012, 12:23 PM	#292
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Gaige's Farmville chatter... "Since this morning, I've been making babies..."

12-30-2012, 01:19 PM	#293
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Announcer for the Ravens game.... "They tried to get a guy off, but it was too late."

01-19-2013, 12:00 AM	#294
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Gaige, speaking to a co-worker.... "I don't have anything to stir my cream with! I'm going to use my finger to stir it, if I don't find a stick. No! That's too big!"

01-19-2013, 12:07 AM	#295
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Housemate "Have you seen my other pair?" Me : "I didn't know you had a first set!"

01-29-2013, 11:48 AM	#296
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Don't eat anything down there!

02-10-2013, 04:22 PM	#297
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Hmmm? "Step one, going down" Admittedly, I stopped listening after step one was announced.

02-10-2013, 04:33 PM	#298
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02-16-2013, 03:44 PM	#299
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Customer, when asked for her DL# "I'll give that to you, just give me a second while he pulls it out..."

02-16-2013, 03:47 PM	#300
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	said by my co-worker Shelly You know what I’m going to put in my hole?

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