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Old 05-14-2011, 05:13 PM   #5881
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That I slept too long while taking a nap. However, it felt good.
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:28 PM   #5882
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For my upcoming birthday, I've decided I want to permanently lose 15 pounds. So, whomever is getting me a pressie...that's what I want. Feel free to take it from my belly and thighs.







Okie doke. Happy Birthday.
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For my upcoming birthday, I've decided I want to permanently lose 15 pounds. So, whomever is getting me a pressie...that's what I want. Feel free to take it from my belly and thighs.

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Old 05-15-2011, 01:00 AM   #5885
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Old 05-15-2011, 01:11 PM   #5886
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Harmon Killebrew, the fantastic slugger for the Minnesota Twins
back in the 50's, 60's and 70's died today at 74 of esophageal cancer.
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Apparently, my pay check arrived a week early and instead of telling me this, my coworker distributed all the other checks and hid mine at the back of a drawer in the supply cabinet. Good thing I needed more paperclips otherwise I would have been wondering where my check is when pay day hit this week. Apparently, this is also the same coworker who told our executive director that another coworker "just didn't want to come" to our mandatory meeting last week, knowing that the other coworker had to miss the meeting to take her elderly uncle to his hospital procedure. Gonna be an ass whooping if this keeps up. Grrr
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:26 AM   #5890
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I was thinking this morning even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey, but I bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
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Fly fishing is on my mind. Really want to go...

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Long Beach Pride Weekend. Seeing old friends this weekend, and making new. An invitation for the weekend, and to ride on Corday's float.

Sold the motorcycle, so not riding in lead of the parade with Dykes on Bikes, so, maybe riding on a float will be okay.



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Having children and how it'd even be possible with our work schedules, and wondering how we can live off one paycheck and for how long would we have to do that? Hm.
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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McDonald's recall of the plastic Shrek glasses it's been selling due to material hazard concerns (out of an "over abundance of caution"). Now if they would just recall the most recent movie
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