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Old 01-24-2012, 09:48 AM   #7641
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The man in front of me in the Starbucks drive thru paid for my coffee. Thanks mister!
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Rooster's final grades for the 2nd quarter of school.....straight A's....with half of those in Honors classes....and still on the Principal's Honor Roll.

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Old 01-24-2012, 12:47 PM   #7644
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When a Woman Loves a Man
by David Lehman


When she says margarita she means daiquiri.
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says, "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."

He's supposed to know that.

When a man loves a woman he is in New York and she is in Virginia
or he is in Boston, writing, and she is in New York, reading,
or she is wearing a sweater and sunglasses in Balboa Park and he
is raking leaves in Ithaca
or he is driving to East Hampton and she is standing disconsolate
at the window overlooking the bay
where a regatta of many-colored sails is going on
while he is stuck in traffic on the Long Island Expressway.

When a woman loves a man it is one ten in the morning
she is asleep he is watching the ball scores and eating pretzels
drinking lemonade
and two hours later he wakes up and staggers into bed
where she remains asleep and very warm.

When she says tomorrow she means in three or four weeks.
When she says, "We're talking about me now,"
he stops talking. Her best friend comes over and says,
"Did somebody die?"

When a woman loves a man, they have gone
to swim naked in the stream
on a glorious July day
with the sound of the waterfall like a chuckle
of water rushing over smooth rocks,
and there is nothing alien in the universe.

Ripe apples fall about them.
What else can they do but eat?

When he says, "Ours is a transitional era,"
"that's very original of you," she replies,
dry as the martini he is sipping.

They fight all the time
It's fun
What do I owe you?
Let's start with an apology
Ok, I'm sorry, you dickhead.
A sign is held up saying "Laughter."
It's a silent picture.
"I've been fucked without a kiss," she says,
"and you can quote me on that,"
which sounds great in an English accent.

One year they broke up seven times and threatened to do it
another nine times.

When a woman loves a man, she wants him to meet her at the
airport in a foreign country with a jeep.
When a man loves a woman he's there. He doesn't complain that
she's two hours late
and there's nothing in the refrigerator.

When a woman loves a man, she wants to stay awake.
She's like a child crying
at nightfall because she didn't want the day to end.

When a man loves a woman, he watches her sleep, thinking:
as midnight to the moon is sleep to the beloved.
A thousand fireflies wink at him.
The frogs sound like the string section
of the orchestra warming up.
The stars dangle down like earrings the shape of grapes.
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waking up with our little one still in my arms...then hearing your voice......rainy days ....reading time....and thinking about you and our kids...
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A longer than usual walk with my boss's dog at lunch today...it was so warm and sunny (after days of cold, nasty rain) that neither of us was in a hurry to get back to the office...
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Starting my day with the coffee pot shuffle...and waking up with him over that first cup of coffee, even if it's by IM for now.

Talking to the realtor...and feeling more confident about selling my NY house...and getting out from under this crushing load of debt.

Rooster...who always makes me laugh.

A flood of emails at work expressing gratitude and kudos when I handed off my biggest project of each year. It feels good to be appreciated.

His voice, his laughter....and how he makes me feel whenever we talk.

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A surprise visit from Daddy at work today, out of the clear blue. Secret kisses stolen by the back door. The smile can't be erased from my face! Hy made my whole day!
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Coming home to my pets always makes me smile.
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Morning coffee and conversation

Getting an A on my paper

Text messages

Phone conversations

Finishing my long day of classes

Evening conversations

Her ALWAYS
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The last day of 36... it had it's lows and it is going out on a high note.
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My Honeybear texting me ideas for things to do on my next trip up there.

Getting keyless entry installed on my car.

One day closer to spring....
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A silly text convo with my best friend about my lack of swimming skills, building an Ark, automated pooper scoopers and scratching the ears of baby elephants ....my smile came from making her smile
Scratching the ears of baby elephants? That sounds very nice but I'm curious, what was the context?
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A little silly banter between my daughter and I before school
Getting a nice Good morning message
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