Quotes, Poems, & Sayings... - Page 724

Genesis · 03-20-2014, 05:04 PM

Genesis · 03-20-2014, 05:06 PM

ahk · 03-20-2014, 05:27 PM

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Andrew Carnegie

mythy · 03-21-2014, 10:15 AM

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat

Janstevie · 03-21-2014, 11:34 AM

It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever stuff you could have said.

ahk · 03-21-2014, 03:41 PM

You get what you concentrate upon. There is no other main rule.--Jane Roberts

BestButchBoy · 03-22-2014, 06:45 AM

"When you feel taken advantage of at home or at work, don't sulk and say things like, "Nobody cares." Why tell them the obvious? They don't care. Clearly let them know what you really do want…it might just get you some respect."

mythy · 03-22-2014, 09:14 AM

Why does your ob/gyn leave the room when you get undressed, if he's going to look up there anyway?

Candelion · 03-22-2014, 10:33 PM

"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said." ~ Peter Drucker

"Give me the gift of a listening heart." King Solomon

Genesis · 03-22-2014, 11:00 PM

Genesis · 03-22-2014, 11:02 PM

Janstevie · 03-23-2014, 05:36 AM

When your past calls dont answer, it has nothing new to say.

Kobi · 03-23-2014, 09:53 AM

mythy · 03-23-2014, 03:32 PM

OK this is a Brit Silly Poem

Pete Brown was an animal lover
he went out of his way to be kind
but he once had a row with a parrot
that near sent him out of his mind

on his way to the factory in't mornin
past pet shop each day he would walk.
and as he passed tut window, a parrot
these words of alarm it would squawk

"I know about thee...most offensive,
it gave poor old pete quite a turn
and he wondered how the parrot had managed
his innermost secrets to learn

Well this it went on for a fortnight
till the whole thing was getting absurd
so at last he went into the pet shop
and said "how much do you want for yon bird"

Its nobbut for sale, said the pet man
that parrot is private its mine
"Al give thee ten pound..Pete persisted
"nowt doin..twill never be thine"

So he left feeling rather downhearted
and then on the very next day
"I know about thee"..shrieked the parrot
as the pet shop he passed on his way

So, back to the shop and the pet man
Pete offered him one hundred quid!
"its nobbut for sale said "tut old fella
not even if a thousand you bid"

"But seeing you've been so persistant
and for't trouble to which you have been
tut parrot laid a big egg this morning
you can have it for three pounds fifteen"

Pete took the egg home and he warmed it
each day for a crack he would watch.
and soon all his care was rewarded
as the offspring of't parrot did hatch

While passing the pet shop next morning
he braced himself ready for't cry;
"I know abaht thee"! said the parrot
and fixed him with it's evil eye

Pete stopped and turned round to the parrot.
he gave it a withering look.
" I know about thee too, he answered
Tha's had it away with a duck"!

Talon · 03-23-2014, 03:35 PM

Gentleman,
start your excuses!
Quit your whining boys.
Drive.
Prove you're better or I will.

~Danica Patrick

deedarino · 03-23-2014, 04:14 PM

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03-22-2014, 06:45 AM	#14467
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Ask For What You Want "When you feel taken advantage of at home or at work, don't sulk and say things like, "Nobody cares." Why tell them the obvious? They don't care. Clearly let them know what you really do want…it might just get you some respect."

03-22-2014, 09:14 AM	#14468
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Why Why does your ob/gyn leave the room when you get undressed, if he's going to look up there anyway?

03-23-2014, 03:32 PM	#14474
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	The Parrot OK this is a Brit Silly Poem Pete Brown was an animal lover he went out of his way to be kind but he once had a row with a parrot that near sent him out of his mind on his way to the factory in't mornin past pet shop each day he would walk. and as he passed tut window, a parrot these words of alarm it would squawk "I know about thee...most offensive, it gave poor old pete quite a turn and he wondered how the parrot had managed his innermost secrets to learn Well this it went on for a fortnight till the whole thing was getting absurd so at last he went into the pet shop and said "how much do you want for yon bird" Its nobbut for sale, said the pet man that parrot is private its mine "Al give thee ten pound..Pete persisted "nowt doin..twill never be thine" So he left feeling rather downhearted and then on the very next day "I know about thee"..shrieked the parrot as the pet shop he passed on his way So, back to the shop and the pet man Pete offered him one hundred quid! "its nobbut for sale said "tut old fella not even if a thousand you bid" "But seeing you've been so persistant and for't trouble to which you have been tut parrot laid a big egg this morning you can have it for three pounds fifteen" Pete took the egg home and he warmed it each day for a crack he would watch. and soon all his care was rewarded as the offspring of't parrot did hatch While passing the pet shop next morning he braced himself ready for't cry; "I know abaht thee"! said the parrot and fixed him with it's evil eye Pete stopped and turned round to the parrot. he gave it a withering look. " I know about thee too, he answered Tha's had it away with a duck"!

03-23-2014, 04:14 PM	#14476
deedarino Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Woman Relationship Status: In recovery. Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Oregon Posts: 632 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,518 Thanked 1,955 Times in 496 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	__________________ Squint your eyes and look closer. I'm not between you and your ambitions. I am a poster girl with no poster. I am thirty-two flavors and then some. And I'm beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn your head~Ani I want to think again of dangerous and noble things; I want to be light and frolicsome; I want to be improbable, beautiful and afraid of nothing as if I had wings Mary Oliver

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03-20-2014, 05:04 PM	#14461
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03-20-2014, 05:27 PM	#14463
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,538 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. Andrew Carnegie

03-21-2014, 10:15 AM	#14464
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat

03-21-2014, 11:34 AM	#14465
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever stuff you could have said.

03-21-2014, 03:41 PM	#14466
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,538 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You get what you concentrate upon. There is no other main rule.--Jane Roberts

03-22-2014, 10:33 PM	#14469
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,031 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said." ~ Peter Drucker "Give me the gift of a listening heart." King Solomon

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Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When your past calls dont answer, it has nothing new to say.

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