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Old 11-03-2013, 06:35 AM   #15961
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Mine was also yesterday but I hate using my phone to post on here so I put it off..LOL

At the hat shop, after I had spent toooooo much money, I turn to The Boy and said something that implied parentage. The sales clerk says "you're his mom? I thought y'all were just buds. You don't look old enough to be his mother."

Granted since growing his beard The Boy doesn't look nearly as baby faced and who expects a 40-something to have facial piercing and tattoos. But still, it made me .

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Old 11-03-2013, 07:11 AM   #15962
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waking up this morning to our kitten Piper purring and kissing my face she is a love bug and I think she missed us cause we spent the night before up at desd's folks. We had a great time it is always good to go up there we made dinner for them an her dad and I had a few beers and a shot of Jack. We took the pups with us and they were very good babies got along with the folks dog to better then I did since the damn dog bit me BUT it always makes me smile to come home to our little nest
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:04 PM   #15965
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Old 11-03-2013, 02:22 PM   #15967
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It should be noted that this post is unrelated to my complaint earlier in the CIJS thread, lol....

One of my new colleagues, upon learning my age, being stunned and telling me that she didn't believe it and had assumed that I was in my late twenties, really put a "huge-smile" on my face.

[And believe me, I look like I got beat with the proverbial ugly stick these days between everything that has gone on in my life, lol].

Also, simply receiving a few words from someone whom I consider a dear friend and have missed terribly has helped to make not just today, but this entire past week an excellent one.

Here's to hoping for a general upward trend continuing into the new year!
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Today we started planning our spring vacation at the beach!

I love springtime (not winter....never winter).

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My sister called to tell me my 10 yr old neice found some dresses she liked on ebay and instead of waiting until my sister got home from work to look at them, like she was told to do, she decided to bid on them . LMAO She bid $50,000 dollars on the first dress. $6000 on the second one and $1000 on the last two. LMAO
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My sister called to tell me my 10 yr old neice found some dresses she liked on ebay and instead of waiting until my sister got home from work to look at them, like she was told to do, she decided to bid on them . LMAO She bid $50,000 dollars on the first dress. $6000 on the second one and $1000 on the last two. LMAO
ummm if i went to buy anything growing up without my parents i wouldnt b here today i think i would have benn knocked back a week before they killed me

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My sister notified all the people involved and they pretty much knew it was a bogus bid and were really good about retracting them. That kid, hahahah she's is something else.
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Today I'm riding.with a new.guy at work. Here is an exchange tween us while dropping and hooking in cranston, ri

He was walking real slow so I.said chop chop hop sing
I told the gaurd I bet he doesn't know what I mean by that

So I asked.him if he.did here is what he said

J....no I don't.know.what u mean by that

Me: its.from the TV show bonanza

J gives.me a.look like wth

Me:: YOU do know the show bonanza the western from back in the.day

J: is that the show with the monkey

Me: rotflmso
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Actually I posted this on the good news thread yesterday but I'm still smiling about it today so I figured I'd put it here.

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