What made you smile today? - Page 809

Bèsame* · 12-28-2013, 10:21 PM

Smiling....

I saw a shooting star tonight. I think I've seen two my whole life. I'm always pointed to one after it's to late. It was pretty cool to see one

JustLovelyJenn · 12-28-2013, 11:15 PM

a very long conversation...

12-29-2013, 07:38 AM

A new friend

DaddyNik12 · 12-29-2013, 08:07 AM

too many things made me smile ..... and the day isn't over yet !

JustLovelyJenn · 12-29-2013, 11:48 AM

Morning messages...

LoyalWolfsBlade · 12-30-2013, 09:07 PM

She said she likes the way I think still smiling from that

Jet · 12-30-2013, 10:36 PM

What made me laugh my butt off....

The Darwins Are Out!!!! 2013

Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here Is The Glorious Winner:
1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And Now, The Honorable Mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough!

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family…. unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

JustLovelyJenn · 12-30-2013, 11:33 PM

two words... hot tub

Bèsame* · 01-01-2014, 12:14 PM

Smiling..

I changed up the black eye peas for today..

Peas
Corn
Tomatoes
Avocado
Onion
Jalapeño
Garlic

Looks like bean dip, tastes yummy!
Good luck is surely to be had!

JustLovelyJenn · 01-01-2014, 02:57 PM

A beautiful beach
Amazing friends
Good food
Beautiful pictures
New possibilities

Jet · 01-01-2014, 05:24 PM

24-19 Final

Jet · 01-01-2014, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liam

Attending a solstice party, and being within the circle cast. Sharing delicious food, with fabulous folks. Listening to stories shared around the fire, and glancing up to see the stars. Networking, catching up with old friends and making new ones.

Did you have S'Mores? (just kidding. have a good New Year, man.)

Leigh · 01-01-2014, 06:27 PM

talking to a certain someone yesterday, had me smiling big time all evening

Barb42 · 01-01-2014, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leigh

talking to a certain someone yesterday, had me smiling big time all evening

Well I know someone else who had a big smile as well..

Bèsame* · 01-01-2014, 10:58 PM

Smiling...

I bought and put together a shelf unit. Just what I needed! However, I'm looking at it and it's ugly black. Some ideas came to me...fun color duck tape to put across the front? Maybe spray paint it? There has got to be paint that sticks to plastic? Help me out....

Liam · 01-01-2014, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uniqueswtfemm

Smiling...

I bought and put together a shelf unit. Just what I needed! However, I'm looking at it and it's ugly black. Some ideas came to me...fun color duck tape to put across the front? Maybe spray paint it? There has got to be paint that sticks to plastic? Help me out....

Krylon makes a spray paint that works on plastic. Home Depot and Lowes both carry it.

Leigh · 01-02-2014, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barb42

Well I know someone else who had a big smile as well..

that makes me happy to know

SirLucian · 01-02-2014, 03:19 PM

and that Smile

Redsunflower · 01-02-2014, 03:26 PM

Pondering a trip down south.

Teddybear · 01-02-2014, 04:29 PM

thoughts of how i spent new years day and thoughts of more happy times

12-28-2013, 10:21 PM	#16161
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,422 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,172 Thanked 41,018 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Smiling.... I saw a shooting star tonight. I think I've seen two my whole life. I'm always pointed to one after it's to late. It was pretty cool to see one __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

12-28-2013, 11:15 PM	#16162
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,991 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	a very long conversation... __________________ --Jenn

12-29-2013, 08:07 AM	#16164
DaddyNik12 Member How Do You Identify?: Butch/Domme Preferred Pronoun?: Sir Relationship Status: still searching for ms right Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Indiana Posts: 580 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 515 Thanked 1,508 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 14895927	too many things made me smile ..... and the day isn't over yet ! __________________ people with sharp tounges , cut thier own throat !! smirk*

12-29-2013, 11:48 AM	#16165
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,991 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Morning messages... __________________ --Jenn

12-30-2013, 09:07 PM	#16166
LoyalWolfsBlade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pre-Op FtM, Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones plz Relationship Status: Single but haven't given up on finding the One Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: I gaze upon the same moon as you do Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,214 Thanked 9,646 Times in 3,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	She said she likes the way I think still smiling from that __________________ Life should never be stagnant hence my quest for new knowledge will continue until my last breath. Wolf

12-29-2013, 07:38 AM	#16163
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12-30-2013, 10:36 PM	#16167
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,647 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	The 2013 Darwin Awards What made me laugh my butt off.... The Darwins Are Out!!!! 2013 Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here Is The Glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And Now, The Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed? 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.” 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough! In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family…. unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

12-30-2013, 11:33 PM	#16168
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,991 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	two words... hot tub __________________ --Jenn

01-01-2014, 12:14 PM	#16169
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,422 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,172 Thanked 41,018 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Smiling.. I changed up the black eye peas for today.. Peas Corn Tomatoes Avocado Onion Jalapeño Garlic Looks like bean dip, tastes yummy! Good luck is surely to be had! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

01-01-2014, 02:57 PM	#16170
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,991 Times in 3,684 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	A beautiful beach Amazing friends Good food Beautiful pictures New possibilities __________________ --Jenn

01-01-2014, 05:24 PM	#16171
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01-01-2014, 06:27 PM	#16173
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	talking to a certain someone yesterday, had me smiling big time all evening __________________ "When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!"

01-01-2014, 10:58 PM	#16175
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,422 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,172 Thanked 41,018 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Smiling... I bought and put together a shelf unit. Just what I needed! However, I'm looking at it and it's ugly black. Some ideas came to me...fun color duck tape to put across the front? Maybe spray paint it? There has got to be paint that sticks to plastic? Help me out.... __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

01-02-2014, 03:19 PM	#16178
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01-02-2014, 03:26 PM	#16179
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01-02-2014, 04:29 PM	#16180
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