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06-11-2014, 11:00 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme on a varied spectrum/babygirl Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her/hers Relationship Status:
Loved ლ ⚢ 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Devenir un avec l'immatérialité des étoiles...
Posts: 9,434
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06-11-2014, 05:04 PM
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#17942 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts
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06-11-2014, 08:07 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
Thanks: 182,498
Thanked 107,971 Times in 25,664 Posts
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06-12-2014, 04:58 AM
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#17944 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849 |
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06-12-2014, 09:43 AM
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#17945 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy  Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
Fire In The (w)hole Wheat
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06-12-2014, 09:48 AM
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#17946 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
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06-12-2014, 02:18 PM
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#17947 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
attached Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: .
Posts: 6,896
Thanks: 29,046
Thanked 13,094 Times in 3,386 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858 |
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06-12-2014, 03:05 PM
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#17948 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: CA
Posts: 2,209
Thanks: 5,192
Thanked 6,103 Times in 1,727 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854 |
__________________
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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06-12-2014, 05:16 PM
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#17949 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch/MOC Preferred Pronoun?:
Hy/hym/hys but in circumstances like work and some other places she Relationship Status:
single 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: nj
Posts: 1,365
Thanks: 7,023
Thanked 4,815 Times in 1,187 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849 |
AMAZON GOOFS, SENDS PORN VIDEO TO ONLINE PURCHASERS OF HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW BOOK
By adobochron on June 10, 2014 Seattleimage, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles) - Amazon, the largest online retailer of books and other commercial products, has issued an apology for an embarrassing shipping error in which it mailed out a 1987 porn movie to customers who ordered Hillary Clinton’s new book, ‘Hard Choices.’ The porn flick, directed by Ron Sullivan who passed away from cancer in 2008, had the exact same title as Clinton’s book. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos who recently bought The Washington Post for $250 Million, personally called Mrs. Clinton to apologize for what he called a serious computer glitch. Bezos said that an Amazon summer intern typed in the wrong International Standard Book Number (ISBN) when he was generating the bar code for Clinton’s book. The intern apparently typed in the ISBN for the porn video.image It wasn’t immediately known how many copies of the video have so far been shipped to customers. Bezos also apologized to Amazon’s customers who received the wrong order, saying Amazon will immediately ship the correct item. He is matching the apology with a $50 Amazon gift card for future online purchases. As for the porn video, Bezos said customers who received it in error can keep it at no charge. “No need to ship it back.” About these ads |
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06-12-2014, 05:38 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
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THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news. Everything you read on this site is based on fact, except for the lies. We abide by the highest standards of creative writing and intend to make this site as respectable as possible to the extent allowed by our fertile mind. We welcome comments, but please bear in mind that this is a family-oriented site. We reserve the right to edit or censor any comment that we deem inappropriate or funnier than our posts. We also welcome reposts of our stories but request appropriate credit to The Adobo Chronicles. We cannot be responsible for reposts without credit as they may be taken in a context outside of the original intent of this website. (Yeah we know, that was quite a mouthful!) Why the title, “The Adobo Chronicles,” you might ask? Well, adobo is the national dish of our home country. You see, adobo is usually made with pork or chicken, boiled and simmered in a mixture of vinegar, soy sauce and other spices. When writing stories for this blog, we let the news sizzle and simmer in our mind in a mixture of fact and fiction, then we spice it up with figments of our imagination. Unless indicated otherwise, all images are by us or from public domain. Use of images and information from public domain are in accordance with the fair use doctrine as it applies to news, parody and the Internet. No copyright infringement is intended. http://adobochronicles.com/about/ |
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06-13-2014, 06:22 AM
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#17951 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
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06-13-2014, 06:26 AM
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#17952 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
It's almost over.....
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06-13-2014, 06:29 AM
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#17953 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
Moby Banana
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06-13-2014, 10:18 AM
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#17954 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
with a distinct flair
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: somewhere else
Posts: 1,852
Thanks: 7,623
Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
In keeping with the banana theme....
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06-13-2014, 10:19 AM
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#17955 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
with a distinct flair
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: somewhere else
Posts: 1,852
Thanks: 7,623
Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 |
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06-14-2014, 12:14 AM
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#17956 |
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡
Join Date: May 2010
Location: CA
Posts: 2,209
Thanks: 5,192
Thanked 6,103 Times in 1,727 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854 |
__________________
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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06-14-2014, 03:33 AM
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#17957 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Anywhere I want to be
Posts: 677
Thanks: 3,203
Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849 |
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06-14-2014, 02:56 PM
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#17958 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
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06-14-2014, 02:58 PM
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#17959 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
this would have come in handy 50 years ago......
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06-14-2014, 02:59 PM
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#17960 |
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts
Rep Power: 21474861 |
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