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Old 04-25-2014, 10:42 PM   #1
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Nothing.... absolutely nothing pissed me off today.... even my dogs barking at nothing at all didn't piss me off. Lovin Life
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A space invader! Of the worst kind!

I was perusing the books at the thrift store... (it's a sickness....I know...) and Im THIS CLOSE to the bookcase...and this woman comes up behind me and crouches down RIGHT BESIDE ME....to dig through a bin of hot wheels...
her head was literally inches from my crotch....I froze in horror and just looked down at her and stopped perusing....she just kept right on..... I WANTED to say....you should at least buy me dinner first....but....I was raised not to be rude....
however......*crosses self* I did "accidentally" drop a book into said bin....ok I let a pile collapse into the bin...as a subtle hint....and told her if it would be more convenient...she could take the whole bin out (and away) and go through it...so I wouldnt be in her way.....she just said I wasnt in her way at all.....

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traffic Jam!

Did I mention, 3 projects going on near or at the same intersection? The intersection of highway and country road. State project, county project and grocery store remodel. Now, who didn't get the schedules right?

Today add rain and beginning of school! I had to cross just two lights to get to the dentist. I was 15 min late , AND planned for extra time!


But that's, ok. Gives me added concert in the car time

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My internet connection.....keeps booting me off..........or says I have limited access ...... WTF!!??
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My ex.... It was nothing more than just seeing her face and instead of someone I used to love I saw a face that I wanted to punch.... The fury inside me right now has left me shaking...
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my roommate by proxy... (couch surfing friend of my actual roommate)

She got up today and told me she didn't go to work...because it was raining...she would have to park too far away and walk in the way...this from a professed "nature girl".

She justified it that it was a crappy job (first one she's found in 3 weeks) and paid only 50 dollars for 8 hours of work....

Fifty dollars is a whole lot better than zero...which is what she had previously

The only job she'd found this entire time...she worked one day and quit.

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What HAS she been doing with her time? She goes to the pool...lays out....goes jogging....does yoga....and parties.

We should ALL be so lucky....
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Alix,

You have left us no choice.

We were very clear with you in private that there were to be no more dramatic postings from you, no more drama stirring, no more shitty situations with exes. We even took the time to instruct you what the consequences would be if you chose to have yet another dramatic outburst on this site.

Because we were clear with you and because you have received multiple warnings and because you have continuously put your need to have erratic, emotional outbursts all over this site above respecting all of the other people who participate here, you are now on a 2 year ban from this site.

During that time you are not to access this site in any way nor are you to contact any of the Admin team.

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Twas yesterday...but it's really not something I'm going to just "let go".

I came home from work...and of course the roommate and the couch surfer were there, and there was an extra someone also...

So, I walked in the door after saying hello to all of them outside. On the kitchen table, plain as day, are things written on construction paper. They are apparently about my dog.

One said, " I smell bad and my favorite place to sleep is on your pillow."

I was just really taken aback by the energy that they put into just being mean. It has become apparent that they don't like Jacques...and it's also apparent that I do not like them. So I have an appointment on Monday to hopefully procure more suitable housing. Fingers crossed....
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My employee repeating almost exactly the same mistake we discussed just a couple of days ago. WTH?
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i'm not pissed just agaced yeah a guy surprise ^^ who's in school with me crushed on me i've thinked that he's forget that but noo! talked to me on facebook and when i tell him that i'm lesbian and single and don't need or want a boyfriend he has given me the bullshit like what i'm doing is a sin against god and i had to procreate with a man i pity him he's a biggot so i've blocked,suprimed our discution and baned him of my list of friends so maybe i'm pissed off i don't stop being surprised currently
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