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Old 12-28-2010, 08:45 PM   #1
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:48 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:56 PM   #3
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Today, a butch-femme couple asked to stay at my place in the dunes this weekend to ski, sled, hike, get away from it all, etc. They offered me dough, but I am letting them stay free all weekend.
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I gave myself permission to eat three pieces of fudge...damn they were good!
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Old 12-29-2010, 09:09 AM   #5
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I have given food and water to my dogs the little babies that they are!! and I took them out too..
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I have given a really loving, comfy, well provided for home to 5 kitties that would have been feral, sickly and remained stray with no hope of being loved or kept safe from the nasty dog next door that ate some of the other stray kitties. I'm really sad that I must make them stay in a kennel outside, and that I don't have the money to get their surgeries and shots.... but they are warm, dry, happy with their fancy jungle gyms and little houses, spoiled, well fed, very loved and have turned into sweet kitties instead of strays with no hope. I can't wait to find a loving person who wants to adopt one or more. I can't wait to give a sweet, VERY loving cuddle-bug of a kitty to someone who needs the love and companionship.... like an elderly person who doesn't have anyone else.
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so far I've given cat food and water
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I gave the birds water and food and the squirrels peanuts

I gave advice against going to work to a friend

I gave Ms Scarlott a hard time
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you know I'm gonna have the final word, of course it is "yes Ma'am". I'm like that ya know always giving in to poor little, defenseless femmes. Blade, who is now shakin his head cuz he knows he's in trouble, with a capitol T

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I gave the "SNOWBALL FIGHT" thread, where we had fun and laughs for several hours today here in the south having an imaginary virtual snowball fight with many of my friends. Thanks yall for what you gave me today
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