![]() |
|
![]() |
#1 |
Junior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Stockholm
Posts: 18
Thanks: 17
Thanked 9 Times in 5 Posts
Rep Power: 295197 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk21VQu1TE"]Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me - Cellphone (HBO) - YouTube[/nomedia]
soooo meee.....soooo old...lol |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following User Says Thank You to jessiel For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#2 | |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: west coast
Posts: 3,910
Thanks: 18,630
Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts
Rep Power: 21474855 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Quote:
__________________
Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Pink Confection
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status:
Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nashville
Posts: 4,266
Thanks: 17,195
Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When you start having white eyebrow hairs. Jesus.
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Apocalipstic For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#4 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
.Butch. Join Date: May 2010
Location: .Maine.
Posts: 1,254
Thanks: 1,777
Thanked 3,609 Times in 930 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When you get out of bed to walk to the bathroom and every bone in your body is snap crackling and popping like rice crispies and your gf looks at you and says ... Omg are you ok ...cause she is worried ??? And I'm like ... Yeah babe I'm just old ..
__________________
You will always be fond of me. I represent all the sins you never had the courage to commit.--Oscar Wilde Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.--Oscar Wilde I want to fill my mouth with your name.— Pablo Neruda |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to -Red-Flag- For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#5 |
Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Kind, sweet, loving, romantic and a rare Butch. :) Relationship Status:
I don't drive a Uhaul. :) Join Date: May 2011
Location: Another New Englander
Posts: 1,768
Thanks: 2,035
Thanked 4,894 Times in 1,307 Posts
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When the sound of screaming kids make you want to say, "shut up!" But I don't because I was a screaming kid once. I just turn up my music or put headphones on.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Mr Nice Guy For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#6 |
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,164
Thanks: 11,746
Thanked 20,313 Times in 5,677 Posts
Rep Power: 21474858 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Trying to read the posts on BFP with my new bifocals. This is my first pair of bifocals and it is an adjustment.
|
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Chad For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#7 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?:
Ladylike ones Relationship Status:
******* Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: We drink sweet tea here
Posts: 2,903
Thanks: 6,654
Thanked 10,370 Times in 2,088 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
I know I am getting older because my 13 year old lets me know constantly. When I really want to blow her mind I tell her I have been alive "since before the internet was invented." Mind blown.
Katniss~~ |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to Katniss For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#8 |
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,661
Thanks: 15,232
Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When I'm already yawning at 830...
I force myself to stay up past 930...,for the simple reason that I remember all too well when I wasnt allowed to stay up that late. It was a long awaited prize and I refuse to squander it!
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to cinnamongrrl For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#9 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
Masculine preferred Relationship Status:
Happy as is, but a date would be nice Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Neverland
Posts: 717
Thanks: 1,650
Thanked 1,975 Times in 633 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
I am dying here laughing! I should have seen this thread earlier
When your body creaks more than the bed as you get in it |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Lecheloco For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#10 | |
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
Posts: 7,661
Thanks: 15,232
Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Quote:
Funny you should mention...lol In was getting up from the couch after sitting too long...and I swear my Ohio popped out of joint...it hurt wicked and I had to do all kinds of things to make it feel better... The good and bad of yoga...opening of joints. Some things are better left closed...
__________________
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to cinnamongrrl For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#11 |
Junior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Babygirl Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Vegas Baby!
Posts: 88
Thanks: 24
Thanked 72 Times in 24 Posts
Rep Power: 214758 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When I’m trying to read the fine print and I have to pull out my reading glasses to see what I’m reading...I call it my granny vision lol
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Neither, nada, out of the box Preferred Pronoun?:
My name always works Relationship Status:
Happy whatever happens Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Little Rock
Posts: 1,864
Thanks: 2,117
Thanked 7,388 Times in 1,457 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When I attend a concert, and I want comfortable seats in an auditorium-not standing in mud and rain or sitting in a field.
Then I look around, and the great majority of the audience is 50+, including the band. When the concert is performed to a running montage of old newsreels, most of which events I was alive for. (America, in a great show, Saturday night)
__________________
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Junior Member
How Do You Identify?:
queer femme-like Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single Join Date: Jun 2017
Location: Germany
Posts: 68
Thanks: 41
Thanked 184 Times in 58 Posts
Rep Power: 859004 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
when my flatmate bursted out: Woow, you read the first Harry Potter when it actually came out!
|
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to indigo For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#14 |
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 11,501
Thanks: 16,676
Thanked 15,174 Times in 4,340 Posts
Rep Power: 21474860 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
You know you're getting older when you make jokes about being old and nobody laughs.
__________________
______________________________ ______________________________ |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to C0LLETTE For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#15 |
Timed Out - TOS Drama
How Do You Identify?:
... Preferred Pronoun?:
... Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: ...
Posts: 6,573
Thanks: 30,737
Thanked 22,907 Times in 5,017 Posts
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When you go out for dinner and coffee is your beverage of choice.
|
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to MsTinkerbelly For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#16 |
Junior Member
How Do You Identify?:
An American Bohemian Femme Relationship Status:
Galahad bleeds black and orange and I'm proud to ride pillion. Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Surrounded by love.
Posts: 36
Thanks: 23
Thanked 113 Times in 33 Posts
Rep Power: 1073754 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
While holding the line waiting for a real person, you realize that you know the words to all the "elevator" music.
__________________
Blessings and Balance. Namaste |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
TG Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Down on the farm
Posts: 5,501
Thanks: 9,855
Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When your Dr's are young enough to be your child and the nurses are to young to flirt with
__________________
Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it. |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to Blade For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
|
|