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Old 04-24-2012, 12:29 AM   #1
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk21VQu1TE"]Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me - Cellphone (HBO) - YouTube[/nomedia]

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you know yourself when you see shots like this and think damn they're getting gold then think oh wait so are you hahaha
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When you get out of bed to walk to the bathroom and every bone in your body is snap crackling and popping like rice crispies and your gf looks at you and says ... Omg are you ok ...cause she is worried ??? And I'm like ... Yeah babe I'm just old ..
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When the sound of screaming kids make you want to say, "shut up!" But I don't because I was a screaming kid once. I just turn up my music or put headphones on.
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I know I am getting older because my 13 year old lets me know constantly. When I really want to blow her mind I tell her I have been alive "since before the internet was invented." Mind blown.


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I force myself to stay up past 930...,for the simple reason that I remember all too well when I wasnt allowed to stay up that late. It was a long awaited prize and I refuse to squander it!
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I am dying here laughing! I should have seen this thread earlier

When your body creaks more than the bed as you get in it
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Funny you should mention...lol

In was getting up from the couch after sitting too long...and I swear my Ohio popped out of joint...it hurt wicked and I had to do all kinds of things to make it feel better...

The good and bad of yoga...opening of joints. Some things are better left closed...
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When I’m trying to read the fine print and I have to pull out my reading glasses to see what I’m reading...I call it my granny vision lol
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When I attend a concert, and I want comfortable seats in an auditorium-not standing in mud and rain or sitting in a field.

Then I look around, and the great majority of the audience is 50+, including the band.

When the concert is performed to a running montage of old newsreels, most of which events I was alive for.

(America, in a great show, Saturday night)
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