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Dilatory - tardy, stalling
*I was prepared to leave a 5 o'clock but was delayed by my dilatory child.
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Inspired by Mary Hooper.
Take your half out of the middle. You're all shined up like a new penny. That car is deer. (meaning the car is expensive) Oh she thinks her shit is better than ice cream, I don't see anyone following her around with a dixie cup. The hail fellow well met. (Meaning he thinks he's more important than he is) Too dumb to come in out of the rain. You pay the band, you pick the music. Hard work never killed anybody yet. You kids have everything coming and going, you don't know what it means to go without. Like it or lump it. Everyone has something to offer. But for the grace of god, there go I. Shirts going one way, pants going the other, you look like a bag tied in the middle. (My fav. One) laughing leads to crying.
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Let's make like the wind and blow ...
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Red in
the morning sailors warning, red at night sailors delight. Fox smells his own hole first. If the shoe fits wear it. Don't get too big for your britches. Monkey see monkey do. Do I look like bank of america Money doesn't grow on trees either stay inside ,or outside this isn't grand central station Were you born in a barn close the door
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Yes I have more, bet you thought it wasn't possible.
Home again home again jigity jig. Whether its cold or whether its hot, we'll have weather , whether or not. Like beating your head against the wall. Talking to you, is like talking to the wall. Let's not, and say we did. If you want to argue, go upstairs, if I'm not there in 5 min. Start without me. ( haha always worked to shut us up ) If I had an extra 20 dollars, I'd sit up all night long and stare at it. Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket. There is truth to every lie. There are 2 sides to every story.
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Can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
More skiddish than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. More nervous than a wh*%e in church. Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free. A penny saved is a penny earned. Two heads are better than one. Do you wanna go pick a switch? (Umm yeah like we WANTED to) Do you think I was born yesterday?
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My get up and go, has got up and went.
Good things come to those who wait. Bless your little pea picking heart. Smart as a box a rocks. Running around like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit fiddle farting around Quit dilly dalleying.
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What in tarnation ?
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Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!) |
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Shit or get off the pot.
I feel like a million bucks youre just spitting into the wind
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Heavens to Betsy .........
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I not me will knock you into next week.
Do you want me to give you something to cry for. |
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. 6 of one half a dozen of the other. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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OMG! My mother has a million of these things.
You have the attention span of a gnat. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Go pound salt! <insert name or pronoun, usually 'she'> looks like nine miles of hard road. |
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"
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Colder than a well diggers arse. Useless as tits on a bull. If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...") |
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get on the stick
"hurry up and get started" You better get on the stick with that cleanin', girl!
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