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Old 07-12-2011, 10:04 AM   #1
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Dilatory - tardy, stalling

*I was prepared to leave a 5 o'clock but was delayed by my dilatory child.
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Inspired by Mary Hooper.
Take your half out of the middle.
You're all shined up like a new penny.
That car is deer. (meaning the car is expensive)
Oh she thinks her shit is better than ice cream, I don't see anyone following her around with a dixie cup.
The hail fellow well met. (Meaning he thinks he's more important than he is)
Too dumb to come in out of the rain.
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(My fav. One) laughing leads to crying.
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Let's make like the wind and blow ...
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the morning sailors warning, red at night sailors delight.
Fox smells his own hole first.
If the shoe fits wear it.
Don't get too big for your britches.
Monkey see monkey do.
Do I look like bank of america
Money doesn't grow on trees
either stay inside ,or outside this isn't grand central station
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Yes I have more, bet you thought it wasn't possible.

Home again home again jigity jig.
Whether its cold or whether its hot, we'll have weather , whether or not.
Like beating your head against the wall.
Talking to you, is like talking to the wall.
Let's not, and say we did.
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Can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
More skiddish than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
More nervous than a wh*%e in church.
Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
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My get up and go, has got up and went.
Good things come to those who wait.
Bless your little pea picking heart.
Smart as a box a rocks.
Running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
Quit fiddle farting around
Quit dilly dalleying.
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What in tarnation ?
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What in tarnation ?
I never did figure out where tarnation is.
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Old 07-22-2011, 03:25 AM   #11
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Lawks a'mercy

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Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!)
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Shit or get off the pot.
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Heavens to Betsy .........
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I not me will knock you into next week.

Do you want me to give you something to cry for.
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
6 of one half a dozen of the other.
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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OMG! My mother has a million of these things.

You have the attention span of a gnat.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
Go pound salt!
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
Along those lines, my dad had a few:

Colder than a well diggers arse.
Useless as tits on a bull.
If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...")
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get on the stick

"hurry up and get started"

You better get on the stick with that cleanin', girl!
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