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you can't unring a bell..
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Two peas in a pod.
Feast or famine Your hair looks like you combed it with a fire cracker. Get your act together. If you had 3 hands you'd choke to death (meaning you eat too fast) You don't know whether to scratch your ass or wind your watch. Get your priorities straight. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all. Life is full of hard knocks get used to it. Defend your convictions, it's who you are. Honesty is the best policy. If someone punches you, you punch them back twice as hard. No use crying over spilt milk. Nobody likes a tattle tale.
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And how could I forget:
Never a borrower nor a lender be Beauty fades; dumb is forever Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining (thanks Judge Judy for both of those) Beauty is as beauty does They that dance must pay the piper Knee high by the Fourth of July Lower than a pregnant ant Little pitchers have big ears Blind as a bat Works like a dog Sick as a horse Used everything on that pig but the oink (thanks, Dad)
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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My mother to me while I was in the backseat of her car (age 4, not 35): "Do you want me to stop this car and pop you?"
Me: "No." Have not heard that in years....
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Told you I have a lot!
Hind sight is 20\20. If it was a snake it would have bitten you. Can't see the forest through the trees Par for the course Familiarity breeds contempt Can't see for looking ( meaning you are trying to hard) Can't win for losing Close but no cigar Give em enough rope they'll hang themselves.
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Another pearl of wisdom from my mother.....
"Give your soul to God because your ass is mine." She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about. ![]()
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This 1 isn't really old fashion but it made me laugh out loud when I thought of it.
" I'm rubber you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ;-)
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![]() Pocketbook (purse).... I always get a ration of sh*t from friends when I use that one....
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