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Old 07-14-2011, 02:57 PM   #1
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Feast or famine
Your hair looks like you combed it with a fire cracker.
Get your act together.
If you had 3 hands you'd choke to death (meaning you eat too fast)
You don't know whether to scratch your ass or wind your watch.
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And how could I forget:

Never a borrower nor a lender be
Beauty fades; dumb is forever
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining (thanks Judge Judy for both of those)
Beauty is as beauty does
They that dance must pay the piper
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Used everything on that pig but the oink (thanks, Dad)
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:55 PM   #4
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My mother to me while I was in the backseat of her car (age 4, not 35): "Do you want me to stop this car and pop you?"

Me: "No."


Have not heard that in years....
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Told you I have a lot!
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Par for the course
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Can't see for looking ( meaning you are trying to hard)
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Old 07-20-2011, 01:05 AM   #6
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Another pearl of wisdom from my mother.....


"Give your soul to God because your ass is mine."

She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about.
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This 1 isn't really old fashion but it made me laugh out loud when I thought of it.
" I'm rubber you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ;-)
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Pocketbook (purse)....
I always get a ration of sh*t from
friends when I use that one....


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