Taken Out Of Context... - Page 2

Hollylane · 10-29-2011, 07:08 PM

From LMFAO

"The say I look yummy and they want a taste
But I'm a human not a sandwhich."

JAGG · 10-30-2011, 05:46 AM

I guess it's better than nothing. I guess.

Gentle Tiger · 11-27-2011, 04:49 PM

"somehow my mouth doesn't feel like it was shared with"

-Red-Flag- · 11-27-2011, 05:10 PM

Yesterday went to starbucks with a friend...I handed over the venti's to her and there was a steam stopper, I am not sure thats what it is really called.. She was like whats this...pulls it out and licks it... She was like this tastes good, I asked her to remove mine as well so I could enjoy my drink..So she does..

She looked at me and I dead pan looked at her and said...'Go ahead and lick it, I know you want to...' Mind you .. She is straight and says, well there is our quote of the day !!

SoNotHer · 11-27-2011, 11:25 PM

"CIJS it doesn't carry the same weight when it isn't animated."

SoNotHer · 11-28-2011, 12:30 AM

"Parking is available on the street in front of my house. Pull in perpendicular to the restraining wall."

I'll be going just to see who in fact is pulling in perpendicular to the restraining wall....

JAGG · 01-25-2012, 01:41 PM

Well you heard her. She has permission to fluff it all up.

LaneyDoll · 01-25-2012, 02:44 PM

Overhead from a conversation about remodeling...

I pounded all night and my arms are killing me, I am not sure that it is worth it.

Hollylane · 01-25-2012, 11:08 PM

"I'm going to do this, and then I'm getting off..."

Inked_Trinity · 01-26-2012, 10:24 AM

" Bigger wood stays wetter longer"

Hollylane · 01-26-2012, 12:34 PM

"mine would get antsy when there are strangers with power tools near them."

funkyfemme · 02-25-2012, 03:29 PM

Overheard my roomie on the phone yesterday...

"you wanna pull on my nut?"

TimilDeeps · 02-25-2012, 03:32 PM

Overheard in my sister's kitchen . . . " I want the ball sauce on my pasta."

Hollylane · 03-03-2012, 12:39 PM

"Actually, it took me longer because I'm talking to you, usually I'd be in and out pretty quickly...."

funkyfemme · 03-03-2012, 01:04 PM

"It was pretty sticky when I touched it."

Overheard thru the curtain in the ER last night.

Metro · 03-05-2012, 11:23 AM

Spoken by Chris Harrison (of The Bachelorette fame) while guest hosting on Access Hollywood Live and in reference to a performer appearing on SNL:

"He does a great show and his bits are phenomenal."

Kenna · 07-14-2013, 08:08 PM

Friend 1: my fingers just ain't made for this...

friend 2: OH REALLY?

friend 1: where's my little thang?

friend 2: ...about to die laughing

friend 1: I don't want anything you're on!

friend 2: it's called (to protect the not so innocent, insert name of friend 1 here)

friend 1: I definitely don't want any of that!

......the setting for this laughing fest...A hot kitchen! lmao!

Metro · 07-14-2013, 08:18 PM

While playing Cribbage:

"Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging."

While playing Euchre:

"That's right -- your partner takes ALL your tricks!"

Hollylane · 08-17-2013, 01:02 PM

Baby, I guess I did something out of habit, because I just felt something hard in my scrub pants...

It was my cellphone...

I just felt something stiff in my pants...

and I realized I actually did remember to bring my cellphone...

PoeticSilence · 08-18-2013, 04:08 AM

Taken Out Of Context:

Me:
Why don't I just whip out my little trouser trout and we'll see what I have?

(I was talking about a small yellow rubber fish that you squeezed the gills and it became a flashlight, a bright light would turn on in the mouth. It was in my pocket and the power had gone out at work and someone asked for a lighter and I thought I might have one in my backpack.)

10-30-2011, 05:46 AM	#2
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,530 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I guess it's better than nothing. I guess. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

11-27-2011, 04:49 PM	#3
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,990 Times in 3,992 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	"somehow my mouth doesn't feel like it was shared with" __________________ Please like

11-27-2011, 11:25 PM	#5
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Hollylane commenting on a fine graphic... "CIJS it doesn't carry the same weight when it isn't animated."

11-28-2011, 12:30 AM	#6
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Upcoming directions to a party "Parking is available on the street in front of my house. Pull in perpendicular to the restraining wall." I'll be going just to see who in fact is pulling in perpendicular to the restraining wall....

01-25-2012, 01:41 PM	#7
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,530 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Well you heard her. She has permission to fluff it all up. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-29-2011, 07:08 PM	#1
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	From LMFAO "The say I look yummy and they want a taste But I'm a human not a sandwhich."

11-27-2011, 05:10 PM	#4
-Red-Flag- Member How Do You Identify?: .Butch. Join Date: May 2010 Location: .Maine. Posts: 1,254 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,777 Thanked 3,610 Times in 930 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Yesterday went to starbucks with a friend...I handed over the venti's to her and there was a steam stopper, I am not sure thats what it is really called.. She was like whats this...pulls it out and licks it... She was like this tastes good, I asked her to remove mine as well so I could enjoy my drink..So she does.. She looked at me and I dead pan looked at her and said...'Go ahead and lick it, I know you want to...' Mind you .. She is straight and says, well there is our quote of the day !!

01-25-2012, 02:44 PM	#8
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Overhead from a conversation about remodeling... I pounded all night and my arms are killing me, I am not sure that it is worth it. __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.

01-25-2012, 11:08 PM	#9
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"I'm going to do this, and then I'm getting off..."

01-26-2012, 10:24 AM	#10
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	" Bigger wood stays wetter longer" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-26-2012, 12:34 PM	#11
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"mine would get antsy when there are strangers with power tools near them."

02-25-2012, 03:29 PM	#12
funkyfemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Gamey as Fuck Relationship Status: I move from person to person real quick. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A sad little town Posts: 800 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,059 Thanked 2,824 Times in 662 Posts Rep Power: 0	Overheard my roomie on the phone yesterday... "you wanna pull on my nut?"

02-25-2012, 03:32 PM	#13
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	Overheard in my sister's kitchen . . . " I want the ball sauce on my pasta."

03-03-2012, 12:39 PM	#14
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	At the grocery store... "Actually, it took me longer because I'm talking to you, usually I'd be in and out pretty quickly...."

03-03-2012, 01:04 PM	#15
funkyfemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Gamey as Fuck Relationship Status: I move from person to person real quick. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A sad little town Posts: 800 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,059 Thanked 2,824 Times in 662 Posts Rep Power: 0	"It was pretty sticky when I touched it." Overheard thru the curtain in the ER last night.

03-05-2012, 11:23 AM	#16
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,911 Times in 730 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Spoken by Chris Harrison (of The Bachelorette fame) while guest hosting on Access Hollywood Live and in reference to a performer appearing on SNL: "He does a great show and his bits are phenomenal."

07-14-2013, 08:08 PM	#17
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	the makings of a good belly laugh between friends ...it's getting hot in here! ! Friend 1: my fingers just ain't made for this... friend 2: OH REALLY? friend 1: where's my little thang? friend 2: ...about to die laughing friend 1: I don't want anything you're on! friend 2: it's called (to protect the not so innocent, insert name of friend 1 here) friend 1: I definitely don't want any of that! ......the setting for this laughing fest...A hot kitchen! lmao! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

07-14-2013, 08:18 PM	#18
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,911 Times in 730 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	While playing Cribbage: "Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging." While playing Euchre: "That's right -- your partner takes ALL your tricks!"

08-17-2013, 01:02 PM	#19
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Baby, I guess I did something out of habit, because I just felt something hard in my scrub pants... It was my cellphone... I just felt something stiff in my pants... and I realized I actually did remember to bring my cellphone...

08-18-2013, 04:08 AM	#20
PoeticSilence Member How Do You Identify?: dodges labels Relationship Status: Estranged Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Midwest Posts: 454 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3 Thanked 919 Times in 277 Posts Rep Power: 10661585	Taken Out Of Context: Me: Why don't I just whip out my little trouser trout and we'll see what I have? (I was talking about a small yellow rubber fish that you squeezed the gills and it became a flashlight, a bright light would turn on in the mouth. It was in my pocket and the power had gone out at work and someone asked for a lighter and I thought I might have one in my backpack.) __________________ Love is all you need.