Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 2

TimilDeeps · 02-14-2012, 09:13 PM

Dear math,

I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Inked_Trinity · 02-18-2012, 09:45 AM

Me...behave? seriously?

Inked_Trinity · 02-18-2012, 09:45 AM

I hate it in restaurants when the waiter asks if you want a table... Like, No we'll just sit on the floor!

Okiebug61 · 02-18-2012, 09:52 AM

Would the people who stand in large groups in the middle of the entry way of establishments please get the hell out the way! You really aren't that important.

Inked_Trinity · 02-22-2012, 08:39 PM

And now, for my amazing feat today, I shall turn water into coffee!!

Inked_Trinity · 02-22-2012, 08:40 PM

Here, put these floaties on your ankles ..

JustJo · 02-22-2012, 08:49 PM

I'd like to slap you senseless, but I see that someone already has.

Inked_Trinity · 02-24-2012, 04:54 PM

Happiness is a door that must be opened from the inside

TimilDeeps · 02-24-2012, 05:40 PM

I can melt ice with my mind . . . it just takes a few minutes.

Inked_Trinity · 02-25-2012, 08:44 AM

I used to believe in things like Fate and Destiny...then I realized those are just stripper names!

Inked_Trinity · 02-27-2012, 08:50 AM

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:45 AM

willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:46 AM

Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it.

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:15 AM

KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass.

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:42 AM

You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes...

02-18-2012, 09:45 AM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Me...behave? seriously? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-18-2012, 09:45 AM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate it in restaurants when the waiter asks if you want a table... Like, No we'll just sit on the floor! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-18-2012, 09:52 AM	#4
Okiebug61 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Light Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Hitched to Red Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,528 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,261 Thanked 5,378 Times in 1,245 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Would the people who stand in large groups in the middle of the entry way of establishments please get the hell out the way! You really aren't that important. __________________ "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawake." ~ Anatole France

02-22-2012, 08:39 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	And now, for my amazing feat today, I shall turn water into coffee!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-22-2012, 08:40 PM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Here, put these floaties on your ankles .. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-14-2012, 09:13 PM	#1
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	Dear math, I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

02-22-2012, 08:49 PM	#7
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Came across this one today and it made me laugh....thought I'd share... I'd like to slap you senseless, but I see that someone already has. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

02-24-2012, 04:54 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Happiness is a door that must be opened from the inside __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-24-2012, 05:40 PM	#9
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	I can melt ice with my mind . . . it just takes a few minutes.

02-25-2012, 08:44 AM	#10
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I used to believe in things like Fate and Destiny...then I realized those are just stripper names! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-27-2012, 08:50 AM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:45 AM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:46 AM	#13
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:15 AM	#14
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:42 AM	#15
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.