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Old 04-02-2013, 08:58 AM   #1
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ouch...ok, can't take the headache any longer.
time to get up...sigh.
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Waking thought.... (from a dream)

Wow 5 high-rise apartment buildings abandoned! There had be at least 1,000 apartments if not more. They could house soooo many homeless.

Back to reality.
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I hope today is a good day, I feel rested and vibrant.
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Unhappy With less than three hours sleep....

**sniff** **cough** **sniff** **eyes zoning off while hand blindly secures more Kleenex**

<ACTIVATE MORNING BRAIN FUNCTIONING>

PLEASE WAIT
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**********ERROR: BRAIN AND SINUSES ARE CONGESTED**********
**********SEE ALSO: SORE THROAT AND CHEST, UNPRODUCTIVE COUGH, WHEEZING**********
**********SUGGESTED ACTION: INGEST ADDITIONAL MEDICATION, RETURN TO BED**********


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P.S. And yes,... in my experience, most butches/bois/transmen are self-aware enough to know that we turn into some variation of a whiney/fussy/grumpy/cuddly etc. "toddler-types" when we get sick. Me? I'm simple: I just want cuddles and orange juice.
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Later than I thought, not going to get as much accomplished today as I wanted.....
So what? I'll take today at my own pace...I only have the Poodleboy to please.
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Weekend coffee would be most welcome this morning...
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Time to get out and shoot some flowers blooming.
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My stomach hurts..I should call in today. I can't, I have a stupid meeting. Ugh
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That I am in pain! As I spent most of the night sleeping on my back I can now feel the tumor that lives inside my spine! Lovey thought to have at 7:25 in the morning!
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Lets drink our coffee in a nice warm bubble bath!
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Yesterday... "Absolutely not. It is NOT time to wake up. I JUST went to sleep."
Today... "OMG the alarm... fuck... 4 hours of sleep isn't enough... need coffee..."
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Crud! We overslept, oh wait not really. Just scared myself.
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..........whoa..........
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Wait, has winter returned? It is FREEZING.

Followed by:

I wish My girl was here to keep Me warm.
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Why is it so cold in here? i fell asleep with the window open and was in this skimpy thing instead of sweats. brrrrrr
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*Checking alarm* Oh yay! I didn't oversleep! *turns back over*

oh and...goodness gracious i miss Him already. its going to be a long morning!
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Shit... I'm never gonna make that flight, who rebooked me anyway?

Yep, woke up from a dream where I had to fly to HDQ for work and someone booked me a 830 am flight, and didn't tell me. So at 2 pm, I realized that I'd had a morning flight which I missed so I called the airline and they'd rebooked me at 330 and I wasn't gonna make that one either. I hate work dreams...
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Woke up thinking my Mac and cheese isn't going to turn out right and I should probably hit the grocery store for back up ingredients.

(My food has to pass my approval before I give it to my friends )
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turn of your alarm.......
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