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Old 11-07-2015, 09:16 AM   #1
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I left the bedroom door open this morning and Oliver got back in bed without me. Sneaky lil fellow he's turning out to be.
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contractors in and out of the house for 3 days have the puppies all excited and my nerves frazzled....
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Thumbs up Bijou was very brave at the vet



Bijou is a 9yo mix of Australian Shepherd, English Hound, and Dachshund. She is also completely deaf and blind. When I tell people that, they say, "Oh, that's so sad...." Well, they haven't met Bijou. She is the happiest deaf-blind dog you'll ever meet. She's smart as a whip, and she knows how to enjoy life.

Anyway, today she had to go to the vet because she wasn't feeling well, and it turned out that her bladder is loaded with stones. The vet said that her condition is very painful, but Bijou was an excellent patient, tolerating each indignity with a happy grin and a wag of her tail.

We came home with medicine and special food that we'll use while we wait for more detailed lab work to come back. Hopefully, we'll get those stones dissolved very soon!
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My dog complained about how cold it is outside and I don't blame him for a second. One cat slept all day. Another cat spent half the day pestering me for attention (I work from home) and the new cat got sweetly bold about wandering about the house more, watching birds and trying out new places to sleep.
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Phryne (15mo Shepherd/sheepdog) decided to eat the rind from a chub salami that I thought had gone in the garbage, then spent 20 minutes merrily puking it up. We had a great time at the park, though!

Fiona (2yo small tuxedo cat) was a pure and simple dickhead in the morning. Ate a significant chunk of a picture I was colouring, dumped the coffee I had just made, jumping down the front of my shirt when I bent over. The afternoon was bliss - she curled up with me and purred so hard she was grunting.

Our 2016 family selfie (that's not an outtake - it's the best we got!)

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Woke me up and it's freezing, I guess the little guy need some attention and petting
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Today, the loudly proclaimed that he had no food (he did, just not the kind he wanted), took his ear meds in stride and made sure to tell me what for before falling asleep in the corner.
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My kitties sleep with me. The oldest sleeps at my feet which works out great in winter.

The baby kitty sleeps on the pillow next to me and stares at me all night. I have to face her or she gets upset and starts chattering at me.
My kitties make me laugh they are so cute.
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Yoda the boxer/pit bull decided my yoga mat was a perfect place to downward dog...except he does his on his side...and snores a little...
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Hid from the house cleaner and the vacuum!
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The baby kitty is laying in my lap purring.

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Left a dead chipmunk at my door. They were really proud of themselves.
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My chihuahua girl had a visit from my mom and got a treat for being good! She is sleeping now.

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5:00 a.m. this morning my youngest woke the house with ear splitting noise I ever herd from her, she hit the high hunt so the chase was on. If anyone has herd a jack russel on the run will know what I mean. There was no talking her out of it as my other pup was in it to I knew something was up. Finely it all quit as quick as it started. I'm still wondering what it was.
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I have been fostering a dog for about 6 months, that got adopted last night! YAY But.....my one female woke me up three times last night ringing the "go out" bell because she thought I had left him outside.
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The kitten is running through the house playing with everything that she can find. She is so funny! The baby kitty plays with the kitten but always returns to my lap.


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My cats have spring fever. They are running all over the place and wrestling. Even the old lady in small doses.

The dog has been digging in mud and socializing with the neighborhood and is now very happily sleeping at my feet.
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Ole boy had a BIG day at the beach. I love seeing him play like a pup. He posed for many pictures and was content people watching while he lounged in the cool sand at my feet. He was so curious about other people and their activities, but was so very content with the breeze in his face.
He cracked me up when he was scared to get his feet wet...he didn't chase the waves, they chased him.
I'm very thankful he's feeling better after we put him back on his meds.
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It is funny that every night I go to sleep with the baby kitty but I wake up with the kitten. Haha!

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It is funny that every night I go to sleep with the baby kitty but I wake up with the kitten. Haha!

Do you think they sign up for different shifts?
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