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09-27-2015, 07:33 PM
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Just how OLD is that photo on your profile
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There was a woman I chased for months before she'd go out with me. The date was fun, and when she asked me to stay over at her place that night, I was thrilled. She tells to me to make myself at home while she's in the bathroom, so I shucked off all my clothes and got into her bed. When she crawled in next to me, she said, "I hope you're not expecting any hanky panky." S H I T. I waited till she fell asleep, then I very quietly got dressed and got the hell out of there. Twenty years later, I hooked her up with my recent ex who didn't like hanky panky much, either. They really hit it off...I guess. When I hit it off with someone, there's plenty of hanky AND panky--that's why we hit it off! |
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08-30-2018, 03:22 AM
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This one takes the cake for me..... Just so you know, I am on probation/parole.
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09-27-2015, 06:44 PM
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09-27-2015, 07:03 PM
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Never say 'you're almost as pretty as my old girlfriend. God I loved her.' Someone said this to me once and that date ended quickly!
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