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Old 04-18-2015, 12:59 AM   #1
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Not putting the lid back on the Tabasco sauce bottle and when I shake it, the lid flies off and the sauce goes everywhere.
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Being intentionally rude and later acting all innocent.... for example:

"I'm glad to help while you transition to getting your own place! Glad to have you! Just when you leave be sure to take your Mom with you! hahahahahaha!!!!"

Not really seeing the humor in this, but I do see the ugly part.

Later in the evening it's : " What did I do now?? There is no pleasing you."

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Old 03-20-2016, 08:38 AM   #3
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After stating a fact, why, why why, is the response "really?". (Blank stare, like I made it up)

No, I just say things to start an unnecessary conversation!
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Old 03-20-2016, 11:02 AM   #4
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The dish washer is right next to the sink, but it takes the dishes being piled up in the sink before they make it to the dish washer...go figure.
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I totally got crumbs in the butter today..

And I hate when that happens...
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:20 AM   #6
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Old 03-17-2016, 11:35 AM   #7
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You know those plastic angle brooms, with those attached dust-pans, that fall down? That's what!
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When humans think it is funny to give you the finger or say f*** y***. That is not humor and is not funny. That would be the last thing someone ever said to me.

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When someone blows his/her nose at the dinner table. Please do not.
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People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart.

Real Estate Speak:

"Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ).

"View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars).

"Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows).

"Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot")

"If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator).

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