5 things you never wanted to know about me.

[deb_U_taunt]

1. I put my job first much too often.

2. I have no/low tolerance for lazy.

3. I don't like going out to restaurants.

4. I talk in fragmented sentences (drives a co-worker nuts).

5. I tend to jump in with both feet and work on the details later.

[Miss_J]

1. I pick at my food w my fingers(unless I'm in public)
2. I can't tolerate when people blow their nose at the table (gag)
3. I talk baby talk to my dog because it makes her happy(ok me too)
4. Sometimes I make up stories about when I was a kid and tell them to by goddaughter to entertain her.
5. When I leave for work in the morning I have to touch the door twice to make certain its closed and locked.

[tonaderspeisung]

1 - i wish my hair smelled like my horsehair saddle soap brush
2 - google+ thinks i may know nicki minaj
3 - i saw a picture of lee atwater today and thought it was ted bundy
4 - i'm creeped out by how cows just stare at you - all menacing and indifferent at the same time
5 - i've had thelma houston's don't leave me this way stuck in my head all day and caught my self doing a tony manero-esqe strut, mouthing the backing vocal doubles, while at work

[Ginger]

1) I sleep with a bite guard and a sleep mask
2) I like to leave my ear buds in, on the train, and keep the music off, so people talk around me and think I can't hear. I even nod my head a little, like I'm grooving out on the beat.
3) I eat pineapple chunks and peas out of the can.
4) I use a turkey baster to suction up the water in the saucers under my plants at work, and squirt it back into the soil. It sounds like I'm having a gastronomical crisis in my office.
5) I'm laughing out loud right now like a crazy person, watching Bruno

[Hollylane]

1) I generally can't sit/lie still for very long. My body is always in motion, even when I sleep.

2) Since my roommate moved out, I have become romantically involved with my anal retentive side. I smile to myself, while strolling across my clean carpets, because I know where everything is, and that if I use it, I will find it back in the same place the next time I want it.

3) When I load the dishwasher, the silverware baskets are each assigned a utensil type.

4) My brain never shuts off, I am constantly thinking of something other than what I am talking about, or doing. This causes me some issues with insomnia.
Years ago, Ellen did a skit, that totally reminds me of myself. If you watch the video below from 6:04, it is the part about trying to sleep (but the whole video is hysterical). Some of this is so close to exactly what happens to me nightly, that it is scary.



5) When I eat sandwiches (not often, because I avoid bread), I like to have chips in them, preferably restaurant style corn chips.

[StrongButch]

1) My house is always clean 2) If im working on a project let me focus 3) I spend an hour a day searching the web and looking at other peoples photography 4) I dont like to be given teddybears 5) No dolls are allowed in my house.

[Novelafemme]

1. Nothing makes me happier than a clean pantry with all the labels facing me.

2. If you startle me, my first reaction is anger. My second reaction is laughter.

3. I don't like candy, but I can polish-off an entire bag of black licorice in one sitting.

4. I have been known to do yard work with no shirt on.

5. Thinking about, looking at pictures of, or contemplating being near a shark makes me cringe and I will quite possibly have a panic attack. Or cry.

[~ocean]

I withdraw when scared
I follow hym, not lead
confusion overwhelms me
my eyes can sting
I'm hard to get to know ~ inside

[PinkieLee]

1. My least favorite chore around the house, is dusting.

2. I love to do laundry.... the smell of clothes, washed in Gain, right out of the dryer is one of my most favorite scents.

3. I don't like to eat chicken on a bone... unless they are buffalo hot wings.

4. I seriously think that I have narcolepsy. If my body is at rest for any given time, I will smooth fall asleep. (ask my honey what it is like to watch a movie with me... if it doesn't grab my interest in the first 10 minutes, I will fall asleep)

5. When I climb stairs, I always count the steps. I have no idea when this started or why.

[JAGG]

I can not stand the feel of panty hose.
I can only two step and slow dance.
I love to get petty people stirred up .Just for my own entertainment.
I will eat left over sushi for breakfast.
I listen to polka music when I clean.

[Ginger]

I love this thread, it's delightful.

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by JAGG

I can not stand the feel of panty hose.
I can only two step and slow dance.
I love to get petty people stirred up .Just for my own entertainment.
I will eat left over sushi for breakfast.
I listen to polka music when I clean.

How many times do we femmes have to tell you to STOP wearing panty hose under your work uniform!!!

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by IslandScout

I love this thread, it's delightful.

YOU, lovely IslandScout, are delightful <3

[MsM]

1. I'm very sensitive, but try to act tough so no one hurts me.
2. I don't like sugary sweets.
3. I pluck every morning, no stray hairs allowed.
4. I can be a size queen. Ahem.
5. I lost my sister to drugs, but found her again after 20 years.

[falloutmk]

1. Sometimes when I get dressed up and high femme I do add a rainbow in hope of other femmes checking me out.
2. I almost always journal when I'm angry.
3. I'll eat almost anything covered in chocolate, crickets included.
4. I am in love with Kesha at times.
5. I prefer stuffed animals to the real, you have to take care of them kind.

[dixie]

- I fall asleep listening to Russian speed metal and Norwegian aggrotech.

- I have to always have my toenails painted, usually in unusual colors.

- Other than my eyebrows and the hair on my head, every inch of my body is plucked, waxed, or shaved.

- I can not dance. Well, not with another person anyhoo. (Slow dancing, etc)

- I realized earlier that usually when I am around animals (other than domestic cats and dogs) it is usually in a dangerous manner, i.e. corralling rodeo bulls, alligator wrangling, snake handling/catching, dangling off the end of a catamaran during a shark feeding frenzy, feeding bears, being chased by rabid foxes, etc....hmmm.

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by dixie

- I realized earlier that usually when I am around animals (other than domestic cats and dogs) it is usually in a dangerous manner, i.e. corralling rodeo bulls, alligator wrangling, snake handling/catching, dangling off the end of a catamaran during a shark feeding frenzy, feeding bears, being chased by rabid foxes, etc....hmmm.

Holy shit!

[Ginger]

• I believe in aliens.
• I love coconut ice bars.

Sorry I just read the rules. I had items that weren't quirks.

[diamondrose]

1. if I am on an elevator that gets to crowded it freaks me out. I will get off that elevator and wait for the next.

2. At night, the blinds or curtains in the windows have to be closed or my mind will run with the idea that some strange person will come up to my window and peek in.

3. I am very anal on how raw meat should be handled in the kitchen.

4, I will never take the trash out in the dark.

5. I am anal about flossing my teeth and always have floss handy .

[MsTinkerbelly]

I always put my left sock on first

Different types of food on my plate can't touch

I won't eat gravy unless it is on biscuits

I always chew on the right side of my mouth

If I leave the house or the car the keys have to be in my hand.