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02-17-2013, 12:20 AM
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Junior Member
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that awkward moment in high school when you realize while getting your neck rubbed by the girl behind you on the bus that if you were a dude you would have a boner to be proud of...
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03-02-2013, 07:18 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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Oh so awkward....
I was at a favorite local discount retailer yesterday morning....I went in for paint supplies....but meandered to the perfume and make up area....I saw a scent that I thought may be nice...a ginger something...so I found an already open container of lotion...and without really paying attention, opened it for a sniff...
Wellllllll...................... The lotion, as it turns out...was very....liquidy...and since I was not paying attention...about a 1/2 cup of it ended up ALL OVER the front of my sweatshirt....I got a GOOD whiff of it then......  I had to go to a far far corner of the store to turn my sweatshirt inside out...but fortunately, the store was nearly empty...I can only IMAGINE how that would look to others....with a glob of drippy lotion dripping down my chest...
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03-02-2013, 12:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?:
Male ones Relationship Status:
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy 
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An awkward moment...
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03-02-2013, 12:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life. 
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03-02-2013, 12:27 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
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That awkward moment when you are politely excusing yourself from the table to get back to work and your bag gets caught on the chair and you get tripped up by the metal table leg.
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03-02-2013, 01:03 PM
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Member
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I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?:
Yes Boss Relationship Status:
Chillin out with awesome women 
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Awkward
When your buddy needs to take a nap before bowling. This is guy younger than me. (lol)
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03-02-2013, 10:07 PM
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snakes under your desk, my ass, Mr. Hewett.
That annoyingly awkward moment when the state senator you've hosted at events as part of your "respected" panel of speakers on community issues makes the national news for being a pervert and an anti-feminist asshole.
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03-02-2013, 11:41 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
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When you have company over and you forget in your attempt to clean to put all of your unmentionables back into the drawers. Now, I am a pretty open person so it doesn't cause ME embarrassment. However I am sure that my older gentleman neighbor who was over today may have blushed quite a bit.
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03-03-2013, 01:55 PM
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Wow
That awkward moment when, after attending a Grand Opening (serious amounts of champagne) with your femme, you go home feeling very... On. You follow your femme to the restroom (a few short steps from the living room), and proceed to have very rough, loud, demanding sex with her. On all fours, her head banging into the bathroom door loudly, her yelling out "Daddy I want to cum, please!" You finish... only to realize that your teenagers, aged 17-15 have arrived home from the movies with a handful of friends and are all in the aforementioned living room. Your femme straightens herself out, and walks through without making eye contact with anyone, You walk through just clearing your throat, making your way to the bedroom. All you hear as you walk through the kitchen is one word from one of the teenagers.... "Wow"
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03-07-2013, 08:08 PM
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That awkward moment when You and Your femme are having drinks, a few too many perhaps, and Your femme (who is off work for the Christmas Holidays) calls into the office to check messages, she leaves a message for the owner afterwards, and then hands You the phone to set down. After You set the phone down, femme starts talking mad trash about the other girl that works at the agency, You join in, remembering this other girl over the years and offering up stories for fodder. You look at the phone, and realize.... You did not hit the end button. Your femme then realizes that everything that was said... was recorded, and will be found by the other girl, as she is the one opening the agency on the first day back after the holidays. You and femme hijack teenage mini fem to drive your drunk asses to the agency at midnight so femme can delete messages lol.
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Should You stumble... should You fall... Pick Yourself up by Your bootstraps and move along. If by chance a lady's hand appears before You, don't let Your pride hinder Your progress. Take the hand she offers, for her touch may lend the perfect amount of resistance needed to help steady You on Your feet. The honor in Dominance lies in the ability to recognize submission as a gift. I tend to delve deep within Myself.. sometimes hearing nothing more than the stir of My own soul. LQ |
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03-07-2013, 09:47 PM
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That awkward moment when you can't find your chopstick because you used it to get your hair off your neck...
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03-07-2013, 10:04 PM
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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
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That awkward moment when you exit the shower and take out every towel bar, knock down every cabinet, knock everything off the sink, and leave the shower running because there is a SPIDER in the corner of the ceiling. Suddenly you are able to leap buildings in a single bound.
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03-07-2013, 10:42 PM
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03-08-2013, 12:41 AM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when someone practically tells you that you should have had a V8. *sigh*
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03-08-2013, 01:00 AM
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...when you're writing a term paper and suddenly a memory pops in your head so real you can almost feel it. You fall into the memory, pulling yourself to reality when you realize your roomies are staring at you and 45 minutes have passed
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03-11-2013, 10:45 AM
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......... search for your keys for what seems like hours, only to have someone tell you they are in your hand.........
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03-11-2013, 06:53 PM
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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
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Another awkward moment...
 I usually keep my glasses on at work. However, for some reason I took them off and set them on my desk before a meeting. During the Live meeting/Conference call, I couldn't see a dang thing. No big deal, it wasn't my turn for the power point. I told my boss, and the others in the room ( muted on the call of course because it's the right thing to do ) that I was going to run back to my desk and grab my Testicles....meaning to say Spectacles. That has been a lot of fun everyone telling me to be sure my testicles are on for my meetings.
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03-13-2013, 09:27 AM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
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That awkward moment when you and your boss leave work to go get a morning snack, come back and just silently stand for a moment waiting for the other to unlock the door. Neither of us remembered to bring the keys with us.
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03-24-2013, 11:09 PM
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Senior Member
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That awkward moment when ...
... you've been pretending to be a Bollywood actor starring in your very own movie. And, you leave the house with your stick on bindi still intact, flitting here and there all about town.
(Don't tell me you haven't done this too. If you do, I simply won't believe you!) |
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03-24-2013, 11:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
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You are watching a movie and you see similarities between "that" character (I hope you all know what I mean) and your own personality. Good grief LOL
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