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Old 08-04-2016, 08:13 PM   #221
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Blowing nose every five minutes so I can hear it ..... Yea gross!
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People who don't cover their mouth when they belch!
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When people just continue to sniffle over and over instead of blowing their darn nose!!
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I truly cannot bear opening the fridge and being hit with the fragrance of an open can of wet cat food.
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I am grossed out just by reading all of these gross things!

I will add one of the many things that gross me out.

Inevitably, I am sitting at a light and just to pass the time, I turn my head to take a quick peek at the scenery and what do I see:

nose pickers to the right of me and nose pickers to the left of me.

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I am grossed out just by reading all of these gross things!

I will add one of the many things that gross me out.

Inevitably, I am sitting at a light and just to pass the time, I turn my head to take a quick peek at the scenery and what do I see:

nose pickers to the right of me and nose pickers to the left of me.

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... and here I am stuck in the middle with you

ps. it reminded me of the song.
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I am grossed out just by reading all of these gross things!

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Inevitably, I am sitting at a light and just to pass the time, I turn my head to take a quick peek at the scenery and what do I see:

nose pickers to the right of me and nose pickers to the left of me.

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OMG anya and ppl wonder WHY I wont touch shopping cart handles or dor handles ~ if someone is digging I seem to catch them !
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any food from the sea that once was wiggly jiggly....or worse...that is eaten in a jiggle fashion....

blech and puke lol...

reminds me of Mr Bean's holiday where he slips the oysters into a lady's purse ....
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Dog owners who neglect to regularly wash their dogs stinky bits! Gosh is your nose broken, wash those parts!
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who gets that close LOLOLOL
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Ya don't even have to get that close ya nut, that's an odor that lingers!
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Ya don't even have to get that close ya nut, that's an odor that lingers!
you crack me up lolol i'm still laughing over stinky bits lolol


I gross out over dirty sinks and counters ~ dish's left in the sink overnight ~ and milk left in a glass , or smell like milk << that's a deff. gag moment also pizza face ~ brush your teeth ewwwww
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any food from the sea that once was wiggly jiggly....or worse...that is eaten in a jiggle fashion....

blech and puke lol...

reminds me of Mr Bean's holiday where he slips the oysters into a lady's purse ....
SO I'm guessing oysters on the half shell aren't your thing!
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